Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 01, 2015

Run for congress, buddy.

Rat! Watch your f#&%ing language!

so who is the new living obese King?

Happy New Year, all! Wish you and your families a sparkling and joyful 2015. May you bull*#!@ with impunity all year long!

Long gone, Rat.

I see every one got High, High!

The “Non-Sequitur” crowd had a great setup for puns today. You guys had a breather, but I’m expecting stellar things later from you this year. c.davies did manage to work “pun” in, though. (Sorry, puns rarely come to yours truly.)To all of you and Stephan:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bl2r8Op1tw(Maybe someday I’ll learn how to post videos and stuff on GoComics.com.)

NICE! Happy New Year (with bull*%@# impunity) to all!

i feel rats pain – my kids do that to me ALL the time – only I am usually right :) and they have to eat crow

Too late, the Administration hired him as the Press Secretary.

Rat seems to hate change.

Like me!A very Happy 2015, everybody!xxx

Mr. Rat, you could argue that the www is also full of bull$#!+…

Be difficult to prove you wrong!

Yeah, you have to be a politician or TV news commentator to BS with impunity these days…

Smartphones are taking all the fun out of lying your way through life, Rat! Tough.

That was beautiful! Happy New Year to you too!! Peace and happiness in 2015.

Love it! I know someone who is always trying to BS me, and I use Google to prove him wrong every time.

Wait, are you allowed to censor that word in that way?

Still can.