Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2014
December 30, 2014
January 01, 2015
Goat: What happened to you?
Rat: This homeless-looking guy was roaming down the street with a scythe. So I had to punch him in the head to stop him.
Goat: You beat up Father Time.
Rat: Oh. Well, it was a bad year anyways.