Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 01, 2015
December 31, 2014
January 02, 2015
Rat: And that's how much the world's fattest man weighs. I swear.
Goat: That number seems too high. I'll just look it up on my smartphone.
Goat: Yep. Too high.
Rat: I miss the days when we could bull*#¿@ with impunity.