Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2014

Mr. McPYITF would be BK’s antagonist if you ask me; annihilate burger joint competition.

Hard sell.

Mr McPunch You in the Face would be a good mascot for all the fast food workers who are pushing to have the minimum wage raised.

he should pitch King Dumberger and Tack-Co Chick Hoo Away as MD foes

And this is why Rat is God. He has the BEST ideas.

Didn’t they actually retire all the characters?.Only have those silly Happy Meal boxes now in commercials?

The Hamburgler for an antagonist?I think the antagonist should be the hamburger

Mr. Mc-I-Haven’t-Had-My-Coffee-Yet, accompanied by Mr. Mc-Your-Hot-Coffee-Burned-My-Junk and his lawyer.

We are all Rat. Who has never wanted to do or say any of the things he says?

They could always hire the Slim Jim character; he use to unwrap himself and scream ‘Eat Me’.

The Onion ran a story some years ago about the Ham-murderer with his signature catch-phrase “stabble, stabble, stabble”.

How about Mr. C. McNoogies

@TacopielvrMaybe McD’s showed immortalize their workers with a character named Mr/s Minimum Wage; they can be promote the dollar menu items.

To attract more parents, how about Mr. McShut-up-and-sit-down?

Rat’s hard sell isn’t working. Luckily!

It’s said that one of the most successful vegetarian restaurants in the USofA is in “Mickey D’s” home town of Des Plaines, Illinois. Coincidence?

Too blatant Rat. McDonald’s doesn’t want folks to know that’s what they do to you.

Pastis is getting perilously close to the bottom of the barrel with this arc.

…so you can add “Mc” to the beginning of anything and it can become a possible McDonald’s character?If so, we’re doomed.