Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2014
Pig: Rat went to McDonald's corporate headquarters. Goat: What for? Pig: He's tired of all their old characters, like Ronald McDonald and grimace and Mayor McCheese, so he wants to pitch a new to them. Goat: Well, that's nice. Who's the character. Man: I think we'll pass on 'Mr McWhiskey Barrel.'