The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 06, 2014

AWK! Off to join the sewer alligators!

The epilogue covers the start of the five-gallon drum of Drano.

The ultimate swirly

It was the first flush of Spring.

Ah…. finally, a new twist on that old tail…

The Wet Head is Dead (This is an age test. See if you remember that commercial).

Must be the toilet that will flush down 25 golf balls; at least that was the sales pitch.I told the sales guy I didn’t crap golf balls. I wanted to know how it did with one large t..d.

Hair today. Gone tomorrow.

Right down to her little black roto-roots

Extensions can save a life!

Sadlly, nobody haired her scream.

Her hair went to pot.

This strip didn’t used to be crude like it has of late. It was a lot more fun when it wasn’t.

cdward: Remember t? I remember kayaking in English Bay, Vancouver, seeing a barely floating log in the water, and thinking “the deadhead is wet”.

“I’ve heard of similar things happening with a ship’s head.”.I’ve heard of a lot worse happening to people sitting on a ship’s toilet. I wonder how many of them are true.

It’s strange…. US and Canadian toilets swirl, while toilets in most other countries, tumble.

What a crappy way to go

How many ounces of shampoo did she use per day, I wonder?