Close to Home by John McPherson for April 03, 2024

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    C  3 months ago

    Sew, it’s like this..

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    comixbomix  3 months ago

    Is amazing counterpart to famous CCCP1 Soviet minicam!

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    In a moment you are going to wish your insurance covered anesthesia.

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Capt. Black : Anybody know if this is an officer or an enlisted man?

    Hawkeye Pierce : He’s an enlisted man.

    Capt. Black : Make the stitches bigger.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Surgery for his detached retina requires specialized equipment.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    Your stitches are going to need stitches!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hoo-weee! That ain’t yer mama’s Singer!!

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    Aficionado  3 months ago

    And, Bleeb is thinking, “Stupid scrubs.”

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    The machine that goes “Ping”?

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    jango  3 months ago

    A few yrs ago I had major abdominal surgery. A post op development led me ro another dr for another opinion and she looked at my sizeable incision and commented…“that is a very nice incision. You can tell a woman did that”

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    After they go in through his navel, they’ll do a belly buttonhole stitch.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    That would scare me, if I needed stitches.

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    Amra Leo  3 months ago

    Just rub some dirt on it…

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Ha! I hear the surgeon is a real sew and sew.

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    davewhamond creator 3 months ago

    Wait’ll you see the size of the needle they bring in.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    ♪ Closing time ♪

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Won’t they need some thread? It already has a needle.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    All that for a scratch on the arm?

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    EMGULS79  3 months ago

    “Um, Doc, isn’t there any way it might be possible to just use Dermabond instead?”

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    eb110americana  3 months ago

    Unfortunately, the surgery was touch-and-go. I hear he’s only hanging on by a thread.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    The doctor’s response: “Suture self.”

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    Not Again  3 months ago

    Is he a snitch?

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    It’s just a flesh wound.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    While he’s at it might as well get a tattoo

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    Are you saying you’re a snitch?

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    Wow…a burgundy IV…who’d a thunk it!

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    Sew……do you come here often?

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