Close to Home by John McPherson for December 07, 2023

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Uh-Oh Iron Turkey.

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    Hello Everyone  6 months ago

    RoboFowl!

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    epaphus8  6 months ago

    “None shall pass!”

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    When I was a kid, my ol’ Grampa once told me, he said: “boy, the amount of money you need to earn, in order to be considered wealthy nowadays, is just enough whereas you can judge your financial success by whether or not you’re still flyin’ commercial.”

    As I got on my bicycle, I couldn’t help but think: Crap! If I’m gonna have to buy my own airplane, I’m definitely gonna have this paper route a couple months longer than I planned on!

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    cdward  6 months ago

    A friend was raising turkeys (not a huge farm — just a small one for local markets) when he noticed a flock of wild turkeys hanging around the fencing. One day the wild turkeys busted through the fence, and set his turkeys free. According to him, his turkeys joined the wild ones and formed a gang. Don’t ask me how true it is, but I like to think of The Wild Turkey Gang out there somewhere.

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    walstib Premium Member 6 months ago

    Looks like the turkey who says “Ni !”.

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    thebashfulone  6 months ago

    Search for the “Iowa Turkey Federation” and check out the Darth Gobbler that stands guard outside the headquarters.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    He reminds me of ED-209 in the RoboCop movie.

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    Gina Carson  6 months ago

    A little early to be shopping for Thanksgiving, isn’t it? …Or a little late, I suppose.

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    paulprobujr  6 months ago

    This one’s a little late.

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yep, yep, them thar armored turkeys can put up quite a tussle!

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    wrloftis  6 months ago

    His name is Skynet.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 6 months ago

    Rust-free?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 6 months ago

    Mecha-Turkzilla

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Oooh him? He’s the spy I put in before Thanksgiving…he watching who weighs more for Christmas dinner.

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Turkeys are bolder than you think. I’ve seen them walk around public areas during thanksgiving season basically not giving a hoot

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    davewhamond creator 6 months ago

    He’s ready for Christmas!

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Darth Tom

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Ha! Slowcooker wear, now at Home Depot.

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    That also looks the one we got from Trader Joes…

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    T...  6 months ago

    John! what is those strange dot patterns on some turkeys, a cartoon disease?…

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    pamela welch Premium Member 6 months ago

    This is very funny — LOLOL

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