Close to Home by John McPherson for April 13, 2021

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Me thinks he has bats in his belfry.

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    Wanna be “Batmobile”

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    Wilde Bill  6 months ago

    What keeps the bats from splattering all over his windshield?

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    Eerily bats would lead the road in front of me late at night while I drove to my mountain home. I theorized the headlights attracted insects which they fed on. Or maybe it was the Bee Gee tapes I was playing loudly in my Plymouth Dart.

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    And he figures it bats washing the car.

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    danholt Premium Member 6 months ago

    No less ridiculous than deer whistles…

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    I don’t think he’ll be batting 1000 with this date.

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 6 months ago

    I wanted a replica of the batmobile, but this was all I could afford.

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    Lady loves a joke  6 months ago

    He’s no Bruce Wayne!

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    Yardley701  6 months ago

    Cruelty to Bats!

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    monya_43  6 months ago

    Like the bats won’t poop on his car.

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    lannydstrain  6 months ago

    I can’t find Bleeb again. I fear he has been done in by Dalcon. (Perhaps Mr McPherson has tired of drawing him.)

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Batman fights thugs. Bats eat bugs

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Brilliant. Well, pretty smart. …nope. It’s batty. Yup, I went there.

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    Nyckname Premium Member 6 months ago

    Insect populations are way down. Talk to old truck drivers. They used to have to clean their windshields a couple of times a day. Now it’s once every couple of days.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago


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    Doug K  6 months ago

    I’m guano try to remember this for when the bugs start driving me batty this summer.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m guano go out on a limb and say: he’s just bat crap crazy!

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    Just winging it again.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    The downside is that he can only drive 25 mph…

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    Look! It’s the Battymobile!!!

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    bobpeters61  6 months ago

    Comes down to whether he would rather clean off bugs or guano.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Speaking of batty.

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    zenyattafan  6 months ago

    The bats are a throwback to the bug deflectors that 1950s-vintage cars were equipped with.

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    Farside99  6 months ago

    In some areas, he’d need a whole swarm of bats to deal with all of the bugs.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    This gives me an idea for my Harley!

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