Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 08, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    MIGHT push you over the brink? Calvin, you went over the brink long time ago.

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    They already do know, Calvin. That’s why they’re doing it.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 2 years ago

    I had to take a one hour nap as a little tyke. 5 minutes if I slept

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    dadthedawg  over 2 years ago

    Where is Hobbes when you need him?…..

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    in.amongst  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, the go-to-bed-now mandates… terrible!

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    If Calvin chewed tobacco, Hobbes would soon be brown.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Give your son sleeping pill, sir.

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    rklynch  over 2 years ago

    Tobacco? Yuck yuck and yuck.

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    Go ahead dad let little Calvin Chew tobacco. But tell him he must swallow the juice. That will break him.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    This is a great strip, but if your real-life rugrat does this it’s because the parents failed to set boundaries early on

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    STEPUP  over 2 years ago

    There, he said it in panel 2!!! Enough to put him away for life!!

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    dcdete.  over 2 years ago

    Not sure but 1992 was a strange in between year for brats. No longer could the father take the boy out to the woodshed like it was permissible in my time in the 1960s, but parents could still spank their brats with a flat hand because the children’s aid had yet to give the kids an 800 number to dial if they were so much as touched in a bad way.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 2 years ago

    Scope mouthwash in the mail

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Donald Trump is a psychopath. Did he ever yell at his own father when he was 6??

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    Trust me, Calvin, there will come a time when you’ll really appreciate sleep!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He has a point. He can always catch up on his sleep in school.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh, I’m thinking I would let him try that chewing tobacco. Yup, that would be interesting.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    Judging by his snowmen, I’d say he is already there

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    Droptma Styx  over 2 years ago

    I think I’d let him try the chewing tobacco.

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    mikeszeller Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The best way to make a 6 year old give up on chewing tobacco is to give them some and make them properly chew it. After they are done throwing up the mystique will be dead and buried.

    Of course some would say that’s child abuse…..

    I honestly don’t understand why people put in the hard effort to develop such habits. Not like something pleasurable from the start like chocolate addiction…..

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    I’d let him chew tobacco. Once would probably be enough to put him off tobacco for life.

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    I'm Sad  over 2 years ago

    I used to get pushed around and made fun of and put down by people when I was his age. I remember working jobs so I could have money. I turned out ok.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    I don’t know, though. Sometimes all it takes is one nap over the line and POW! reality break!

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    donwestonmysteries  over 2 years ago

    I think Calvin is halfway there. Or maybe he’s just a brat?

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Don the Con was bitching coming down the birth canal!

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    BiggerNate91  over 2 years ago

    Didn’t the cigarette strip already happen before this? Didn’t Calvin already learn his lesson from that?

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Calvin, you don’t have to wait to grow up to be a psychopath because you already are one. His parents had better pray they make it through his teen years alive.

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Cal, wait till you start dating? “Going to bed” will be a very different matter then.

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    dougsathome  over 2 years ago

    And speaking of chewing tobacco, check out the song “Chew Tobacco Rag” – .

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    bunrabbit99  over 2 years ago

    how does the dad know that for sure?

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    wiley207  over 2 years ago

    Calvin probably wouldn’t like chewing tobacco. After all, we remember the time he tried smoking…

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    theincrediblebulk  over 2 years ago

    Calvin, just be glad you have relatively normal parents. My father gave me my first cigar to smoke when I was 6, and my first shot of rye to drink when i was 7. Never had a curfew, and didn’t even get a lecture when i came in at 5 am on a school night? day? whatever you call 5 in the morning the day after a day of school and a day that you are going to school. Rules are a good thing to have.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Calvin might be right. Several high profile killers in history were NOT allowed to chew tobacco as a child.

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    kmalta57  over 2 years ago

    His parents might push him over the brink if he isn’t careful

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    GreggW Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Not a psychopath…yet, but he’s already psychotic.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Thanks for introducing politics.By the by, how many cretinous demmys was it in all those "peaceful rallies " were property was burned and destroyed and people hurt?Psychopaths? Betcha

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