I’m in a group that meets every week to write short memoir pieces based on randomly-drawn topics. One week a Korean-born woman was talking about her school days. During study hall, when they were supposed to be studying, all the girls would gather around this one girl who managed to get into X-rated movies, and she’d give complete descriptions of them, including the PLOTS!
While there doesn’t seem to be a movie with that exact title, there are lots of titles with that theme. I’m heading out to Blockbuster and try my luck at finding a few of those.
Same disguise (minus a broom hand) three boys used to fool Princess Caroline(a pink cat) in BoJack Horseman. Does the theater have a $.25 matinee (Calvin’s allowance)?
Considering what kids of any age can see online in today’s world, the concept seems so archaic and out of touch. I don’t see how the younger generation(s) can mature with a realistic perspective about the physical part of a relationship; especially if they are from a family that “doesn’t talk about such things because you will eventually figure it out”.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
They better get back before Dad finds his trench coat missing.
codycab almost 3 years ago
Oldest trick in the book.
dadthedawg almost 3 years ago
The vampire sorority babes…..would love them.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
In 1970 I lied about my age to go see M*A*S*H*
LeeCox almost 3 years ago
Nice try, Calvin!
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 3 years ago
No matter what the age limit is, I don’t see a sign that says “No Stuffed Tigers Allowed.”
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m in a group that meets every week to write short memoir pieces based on randomly-drawn topics. One week a Korean-born woman was talking about her school days. During study hall, when they were supposed to be studying, all the girls would gather around this one girl who managed to get into X-rated movies, and she’d give complete descriptions of them, including the PLOTS!
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
This is not going to end well…
EasternWoods almost 3 years ago
I think she knows you
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Hurry up lady, the sorority babes are waiting! :D
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Nice try, Hobbes.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
So if nothing else, points for originality, ticket lady?
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 3 years ago
They’ll never get in, Hobbes doesn’t look a day over seven.
Redd Panda almost 3 years ago
While there doesn’t seem to be a movie with that exact title, there are lots of titles with that theme. I’m heading out to Blockbuster and try my luck at finding a few of those.
Gen.Flashman almost 3 years ago
Same disguise (minus a broom hand) three boys used to fool Princess Caroline(a pink cat) in BoJack Horseman. Does the theater have a $.25 matinee (Calvin’s allowance)?
Who, me? almost 3 years ago
If Hobbes had the body of a real tiger, Calvin could have stood on him and presented his own face. Perhaps that would have worked a bit better.
Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Myself and two friends, while in 5th grade, snuck into Fatal Attraction… yeah, um relationships weren’t too high on the priority scale for a bit.
gawaintheknight almost 3 years ago
I heard it sucked.
admiree2 almost 3 years ago
Considering what kids of any age can see online in today’s world, the concept seems so archaic and out of touch. I don’t see how the younger generation(s) can mature with a realistic perspective about the physical part of a relationship; especially if they are from a family that “doesn’t talk about such things because you will eventually figure it out”.
john_chubb almost 3 years ago
I’m guessing the comic came first, and inspired the band.
Vampire Sorority Babes.
https://www.angelfire.com/band/vsb/main.html
Michael G. almost 3 years ago
I preferred “The Karnstein Trilogy” by Hammer Films.
petermerck almost 3 years ago
That’s how the sheep on Mossy Bottom farm get pizza.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Tigers are great sneakers, but lousy liars. …sigh
Say What? Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Points for effort, though. Hobbes has more facial hair than Calvin does.
flagmichael almost 3 years ago
Our daughter has a baby face. When she was going to NAU she was carded for a PG-13 movie, and she didn’t like it one bit.
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
Back in H.S (1970s) there was one porn paperback that was passed around between the boys. It was pretty worn out.
Tallguy almost 3 years ago
Heh. I remembered the title. I forgot it came from C&H.
KEA almost 3 years ago
I grew up in a small town where the theater staff new every kid in town, so there was hardly any sneaking in
SteveSmith4 almost 3 years ago
“Two please . . . I mean, one” always makes me laugh.
smsrt almost 3 years ago
Ah, the original sority babe herself…
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Is this Episode IV or V?
MCProfessor almost 3 years ago
I think I saw that movie. It was overrated.
ThatMapleGuy almost 3 years ago
Calvin you dirty dog!
Smug King (Bonky Apprentice) almost 3 years ago
I knew Calvin was imprudent but seriously!
KevDoneIt almost 3 years ago
When buying tickets to a Star Wars movie. Our third son was 11. When asked how many, our second son who was 13 replied, “Four adults and a dolt.”
hagarthehorrible almost 3 years ago
The feline face does not cut ice with the old lady. Sorority might end up as sorry.
DanWolfie almost 3 years ago
“Hello! I’m Shaquille O’Neal. Let us in, please!”
Brian Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s an old joke, but the drawing in the final panel made me laugh.
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
Was the sorority Lambda Sigma Delta?
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Seriously, Calvin, WHY would you of all people want to see that? You know there will be lots of…..smooches, right?
Cathy P. almost 3 years ago
I was 13-15, my mom wouldn’t let me see Dr. No, Goldfinger. I never saw any of Sean Connery’s 007 until they came out VHS.
PaulInMiami almost 3 years ago
Hey, Calvin, the tiger goes on the bottom!
pamela welch Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This is so funny; the look on the cashier’s face … LMAO
GreggW Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When a delusion goes too far.