Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 02, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    The kid’s a walking thesaurus — or flying — for the color red.

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    codycab  about 4 years ago

    Too bad Calvin isn’t the Flash.

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    jmworacle  about 4 years ago

    Time for survival mode.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 4 years ago

    It’s the ‘Wrath of Rosalynn’! Amazon Away!

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    Well, Stupendous Man, she’s being very polite—all things considered. Hobbes is already in bed. He has the right idea.

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    DaveG1960  about 4 years ago

    Looks like he has survival skills after all…

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    Mr_Cool  about 4 years ago

    Why does he remind me of Brandon in the movie Brightburn?

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    kmccjoe1  about 4 years ago

    Surprisingly, comic books are loaded with information (a lot of it bad- but some quite useful).

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    Forget it, Stupendous Man. Even you can’t resist a woman’s “charms”! :D

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    Here’s hoping Stupendous Man’s speed is much better than his brawn!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m going to count to two. TWO!

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    dflak  about 4 years ago

    I wonder after Calvin and Susie get married and have children if Roslyn would still be available to babysit for them.

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    well-i-never  about 4 years ago

    I know Hobbes is waiting to be tucked in with a kiss. Stupendous Man could learn a little something from him.

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    LEOKEV  about 4 years ago

    This kid is having the time of his life

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 4 years ago

    Back when corporal punishment (“child abuse”) was not frowned upon.

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    hoffquotes2  about 4 years ago

    Every time Rosalyn babysits, I’ve never seen her try to interact with Calvin. Never reads to him, offers to play a game, etc. It’s always talking to Charlie or standing over him saying if he don’t behave it’s off to bed immediately. No wonder he hates being babysat by her

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    ForrestOverin  about 4 years ago

    Ultimately, the powers of Stupendous Man don’t even come close to those of (trumpet fanfare) Sitter Girl! With the resolve of five armies, Sitter Girl aims to neutralize her pesky opponent.

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    Ukko wilko  about 4 years ago

    Stomp a mud hole in his butt… then walk it dry. Figuratively, of course.

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    GreggW Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Ha ha, “the evil amazon”. These days, there’s another kind of evil Amazon.

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    cubswin2016  about 4 years ago

    Calvin should leave the super hero stuff to Superman.

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    Numbnumb  about 4 years ago

    Calvin is about as lovable as a snake in a sleeping bag!

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    carlzr  about 4 years ago

    “Great moons of Neptune!”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I see she has dealt with this before. Not even a “Three” count!

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    dogday Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Actually, it’s much more effective to give ’em to five…then count down to one. Counting up encourages hope; counting down, you FEEL the end coming.

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    mistercatworks  about 4 years ago

    Sometimes it is size that “counts”.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 4 years ago

    The only misspelling I remember in this comic.

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    Lightpainter  about 4 years ago

    Calvin might be getting a “ standing eight” count soon.

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    Lightpainter  about 4 years ago

    Calvin needs the “ Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch”.

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    Snoots  about 4 years ago

    Come on Ros… join in the fun. Pull out your super Duct Tape of Doom…

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    Red33410  about 4 years ago

    Someone, tell Calvin that an anagram of “Stupendous man” is “unused tampons.”

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