Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 10, 2019


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    Dirty Dragon  9 months ago

    Is *that what the kids are callin’ it these days???

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 9 months ago

    THAT got his attention, lol.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 9 months ago

    With that answer, Arlo couldn’t get his phone out fast enough. I think she practiced that response before coming in.

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    Clotty Peristalt  9 months ago

    Pretentious? Moi?

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    CallMeMeg  9 months ago

    That was mean and sneaky. I have to remember to use that one.

    There are advantages to having a partner who doesn’t read the funnies.
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    William Bednar Premium Member 9 months ago

    Me thinks Janis is pranking him.

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    Clotty Peristalt  9 months ago

    I block anyone who would spell “forget” as “4get” (shudder) when there are still plenty of characters left in the SMS message.

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    Vangoghdog01  9 months ago

    Afternoon sex is NOT what Janis texted for. Now she is just messing with him, because he does not read his texts.

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    david_42  9 months ago

    It was, “Check your oil?” when I was young.

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    David Huie Green  9 months ago

    She does some kinky stuff when she rotates her tires???

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    StoicLion1973  9 months ago

    Uhm…couldn’t Janis make the appointment?

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    The Pro from Dover  9 months ago

    Puts a whole new meaning to bias ply.

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    Jwatkins01  9 months ago

    Hey. This is a repeat from several years ago.

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    Tyge Premium Member 9 months ago

    A kind of snarky way to get your husband to read your texts, Janis. But, as one can see, it worked.

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    joeatwork212  9 months ago

    You mean to tell me that he’s too lazy to rotate his own tires? I can do mine in about 20 minutes or less.

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    DCBakerEsq  9 months ago

    I’d sure like to rotate her tires. Nudge, nudge.

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    bobpeters61  9 months ago

    Devious, Janis.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Ha, made you look.

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    locake  9 months ago

    Why did she put Moi at the end? Did she sign her text? I never put my name in a text.

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    yipp_eeee  9 months ago

    “Baby come here and rotate my tires” just doesn’t have the right ring to it. But then again Arlo is always up for a double entendre.

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    Gordo4ever  9 months ago

    The old “Bait and Switch” gambit….

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    samfran6-0  9 months ago

    This is getting toooo mundane. Bye, all y’all.

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    patlaborvi  9 months ago

    Sometimes Janis can be such a tease.

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    sxorr  9 months ago

    Arlo is NOT in a hurry to read his texts because he knows that they just reminders for mundane stuff. If Janis would occasionally send an invite for a rendezvous , Arlo would pay more attention.

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