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  1. about 18 hours ago on Peanuts Begins

    It’s in the laundry today—his mom doesn’t let him wear yesterday’s dirty shirt.

  2. 3 days ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    Reality check for the college protesters—Netanyahu is the ONLY one who can stop the war against Hamas … and he’s not listening to you. And even if he were, he doesn’t care about your opinions or feelings.

  3. 5 days ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    How a cat sees it—plaything … then snack (crunch!)

  4. 5 days ago on Zack Hill

    Works like that for women too—something about the merging of the waistline with the width of the chest and hips—the “hourglass” become a cylinder … sigh.

  5. 5 days ago on Dick Tracy

    Maybe he just took his annual bath. Or maybe the ’hatmobile" has a built-in fly repellant system.

  6. 5 days ago on Over the Hedge

    Actually, I think boney meant “cue” as in “cue an actor’s entrance”. “Que” is French for “what”, and “queue” means a line of things waiting to be processed (think checkout lines at the market)

  7. 5 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    In my 40s & 50s I worked graveyard shift, which was great because I’m a night person. But my diurnal rhythm would bottom out about 5 am, so I would walk for an hour between 5 and 6—safe enough on the military base where I worked (the security patrol got to know me). Some of the best times was when sunrise happened during my walk—sometimes I had to do the last westward mile walking backwards so I could look at all the glorious colors behind me.

  8. 6 days ago on Doonesbury

    They just need to think of that pay-per-view money as what they would have spent for a wedding present, had they attended an in-person wedding. Which is probably a lot easier than checking their wedding registry (assuming they have one, otherwise they’d have to guess what the happy (?) couple might want or need … probably wrongly), then shopping for the item, then wrapping it, and finally mailing it or bringing it in person. I’d rather pay the $29.99, sit back in my PJs with a snack, and watch it in the comfort of my own home, where I could giggle throughout and make snarky comments. In those circumstances, it might even be worth it!

  9. 7 days ago on WuMo

    Thanks, Sax—I really enjoy your retelling of these stories.

  10. 7 days ago on Tarzan

    “No, thank you. I’ll take the crocodile—he’s better looking!”