Recent Comments

1. about 12 years ago on Frazz

   My Dad got me a book a long time ago called “Abuse This Word” that was nothing but these type of jokes. My favorite was the sentence given for asphalt – “We could’ve won until the asphalted his serve”.

2. about 12 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   Nice burn, Satch! I love these strips when Satch gets the last word…

3. about 12 years ago on Frazz

   Hey Ashburn, my son always says breafkist. And both my kids say aminals. The weirdest one was a girl I dated in college who was very intelligent and had no speech impediments whatsoever, except for the word ‘available’, which she pronounced ‘avaitable’. She knew the word had no ‘T’ in it and could spell it correctly, didn’t matter.

4. over 12 years ago on For Better or For Worse

   A real Porsche driver would never do this – the pregnant woman would upset the weight balancing of the car… ;)

5. over 12 years ago on Unstrange Phenomena

   LOL! This is the best Unstrange Phenomena in awhile…

6. over 12 years ago on Basic Instructions

   If Jobs tried to ‘top’ Gates with philanthropy that would indeed be excellent.

7. over 12 years ago on Luann

   Rosa is a younger, brunette version of Toni…in physical appearance, anyway. Toni might not be as well read.

8. almost 13 years ago on Jeff Stahler

   IMHO, for this to be more accurate Harry needs to look a lot more ticked off (and bigger) for Order of the Phoenix…

9. almost 13 years ago on Doonesbury

   What was the first animal to have eyes?