Recent Comments

1. over 7 years ago on Connie to the Wonnie

   Sometimes after a long day I just want someone to stroke my beard and tell me I’m pretty.

2. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “You look more like a Number Two to me”

3. almost 8 years ago on Doonesbury

   I would like to meet No One and Nobody since they are better than Trump

4. about 8 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Is there a Layaway Plan available?

5. over 8 years ago on Luann

   Either; I’m bi-sacksual

6. over 8 years ago on Shoe

   Or Walmart in Williston, ND

7. over 9 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   We’re gonna need another Timmy.

8. about 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Behold, The Bible predicted the NSA: Ecclesiastes 10:20 Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter. :)

9. over 10 years ago on The City

   Redneck Politics

10. over 10 years ago on Close to Home

    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “so, why the long face?”