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  1. 1 day ago on FoxTrot Classics

    They didn’t always make up snow days. At some point, someone with too much power — and probably with no kids of their own — said that school had to be open and in session for x number of days per year, so now if you have two weeks of snow days, school does have to go two weeks later in the summer.

  2. 1 day ago on FoxTrot Classics

    She is holding an archaic device, once used for divining sound that has been converted to inaudible frequencies and broadcast at several thousand watts of power. Children used to sit by these devices in the mornings, hoping against all hope to hear a report of their school being closed for the day. Such devices still exist, and are used occasionally for nostalgic reasons. And remarkably enough, you can still hear reports of school closings on them.

  3. 1 day ago on Pooch Cafe

    Nah, couldn’t be him. He gave the dog a bone.

  4. 2 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    Shouldn’t the first quotation mark come before “Wish” instead of after it?

  5. 2 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    Well, there’s your problem, Lucy. The fullback doesn’t kick the ball.

  6. 2 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    That’s what I was thinking. You only have to take something off if you lose. It’s kinda the point of winning — it lets you keep your clothes on.

  7. 4 days ago on Speed Bump

    I don’t care if it’s automated or a real live Genie, as long as it grants my three wishes.

  8. 4 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    You may have won the battle, but you’re about to lose the war!

  9. 4 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I was actually thinking, rather than an “unpleasant occupant”, he’d just eventually become “family” — as in a regular part of their cozy little household. And Calvin’s Mom would just go back to normal. No, Calvin… it’s better to have him just visit occasionally… that way his “guest” status doesn’t wear off.

  10. 4 days ago on Liberty Meadows

    And not just any two women… twins! (more or less)