My dad said honey is bee vomit. I haven’t investigated it enough to find out.
Ordered from the inside label of a can of dog food.
Yes, why would anyone need clean, sanitary conditions while preparing food?
On your Trumper dumper.
I went to the taping of an infomercial, where they also put the ugly ones in the back. Yup, they moved me to the back.
♫If I only had a brain.♪
Get enough chalk to keep Ruthie from getting bored.
What’s political about this strip? Oh, you mean it’s about the president?
There’s a row of oak trees at the bus stop home. They’re nice in the summer, but now it’s like walking on marbles.