But you’re tastier than your friend.
I assume that his friend could be part Salami.
Pigs have been domesticated by societies all over the Old World. Pig could have some diverse ancestry… then again, it matters less where you’re from as where you’re going.
What a rip-off. It doesn’t tell him whether he’s Canadian bacon or …
Well, at least they didn’t call you pork butt.
I took one of those tests and found out that, besides having a sister in England that I didn’t know about, Grannies lie.
I sure would like a BLT right now.
Pig’s friend will be happy to know that he’s less than six degrees separated from bacon!
Pig could have Europeqan Boar or middle easterrn Swine dna, that analysis has a paucity of information!!
According to a new study, no pig is one hundred percent bacon.
Not too shabby for a relative, the “In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present” guy.
Could be worse. It didn’t tell you that you’re Spam.
And how would you react to learning that you’re 20% beef?
Pork Belly, Ham, Brains, sausage, let’s face it everybody loves Bacon. I think John Lenon sang that, All we need is ………………………………………Bacon!
On the other hand, bacon is the answer to all the great philosophical questions, so Pig has that going for him.
But what about Ham, Spareribs, Pork Chops…??
The great tragedy here is we sold the Smithfield ham company to China. They fell in love with our pork products. So Pig is saving his bacon for the great Red Horde.
Really? No ham or pork chops?
Ah, Pig, your fate is determined; you’re mother was quite the “tomato,” and saucy with it.
From:” THE ALITALIA BOOK OF AUTHENTIC ITALIAN COOKING”
by: Barbara Stacy
Publisher: THOMAS Y. CROWELL COMPANY
New York Established 1834
Spaghetti with Bacon and Tomato Sauce
3 tablespoons chopped onion
1/4 pound bacon, chopped
1/2 tablespoon olive oil
1 1/2 pounds Italian plum tomatoes, peeled and chopped
1 pound spaghetti
1 cup grated Pecorino or Parmesan cheese
Sauté the onion and bacon in olive oil until they are golden. Add tomatoes, salt, and pepper, and cook over high heat for 10 minutes. Meanwhile, cook the spaghetti according to directions on package and drain well. Serve the sauce over the spaghetti and sprinkle with cheese. SERVES 4.
I had no idea what Pecorino cheese is:
Mine said Yogi Bear was my ancestor.
My son-in-law believes bacon is one of the basic elements – Ba in the periodic table.
I’m not entirely convinced, but my gut feeling tells me he is right
My stepfather took one of those tests. Among other things, he was 2% tar.
Only the belly is made into bacon. That gooey stuff you buy in the grocery is just unprocessed pork belly with artificial smoke flavor injected. I get real bacon at the hillbilly butcher across town. Long drive and high price, but it’s worth it.
And Goat’s says MUTTON.
And Rat’s says EEEEEEEEK!
And Zeeba’s says CROSS.
And Pastis’s says PUNdit.
a Theory: Pastis did the same thing and his results came out as ‘soylent green’, and he is just trying to easy it with humor
I wonder what response I would get if I submitted DNA from my dog. I’m sure somebody out there has played that prank.
In an episode of the Electric Dreams series on Amazon Prime, there are human-hog hybrids. No doubt their DNA tests would identify them as medium pig.
That is more of a palm reading than a dna test. Pigs turn into bacon. Pigs don’t come from bacon.
Probably Sir Francis Bacon.
Whenever anyone asks me what my ancestry is I tell them my ancestors walked out of Africa around 100,000 years ago — and SO DID YOURS!
am i the only vegetarian who would be sad to see pig turned into bacon?
With my apologies to poor Pig: Mmmmmm ….. bacon! ;-)
It’s Shrove Tuesday. Pancakes and pork products. Mmmm.
I went on a date with a hardcore vegan who had the temerity to tell me that eating pork was like being a cannibal as it is “well known that humans taste similar”! I didn’t bother to ask her how she knew this “well known” fact as I quickly paid for my beer and GTFO…
Look at it this way, Pig. Everybody loves you!
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Pig! You have such a glorious ancestry! And such a future, once you are (ahem!) cured….
Maybe it meant Kevin Bacon adopted pigs for pets when he was a kid because all the other “kids” were goats.
“Bacon, butt and picnic shoulder” and “Hocks and hams and tails and trotters.” from a song by Bok, Muir and Tricket…don’t know if they wrote it.
bacon, Bacon, BACON!!!