Next step will be the applause machine.
How do they know the age of the sandals? Was the price tag still on it?
There are a lot of things these 9 year-olds know that most kids would not.
Unfortunately, this new editor isn’t as good as Will Shortz.
Dad must know what he’s talking about. He read the patent.
The guy that didn’t quite understand how to make a log cabin.
If you have knowledge, you know that you’ll run into a sign. If you’re ignorant, you’ll probably run into the sign over and over. Is that bliss?
Re-emphasizing the statement by Croc Holliday, the hyphen in the strip made the meaning very clear. The joke failed.
If you’re on the bottom of the corporate org chart, put “Most important person in the company”.
Sorry, he only forgave sins that happened before he died. We’re SOL.
Seriously though, it’s not so much what you did, but what you are. Past transgressions can be forgiven, but not somebody who would continue to steal from or hurt others.
Next step will be the applause machine.