Um, Claude Rains? Lamont Cranston?
Oh darn, I seem to have misplaced my visual augmentation accessory!
In other news, the Darwin Awards is seeking to vastly increase its staff.
My tweet button is bigger than yours – and it works!
We wuz robbed!
Including Gen. Eisenhower in this scenario kinda takes me back – so tanks for the memories!
I would be tempted to put Robert Mueller on the case, if he weren’t tied up at the moment.
A rabid colorist!
Avoid hating yourself in the morning – sleep til noon!
And as a heads up: inspect your favorite chair before you sit in it!