“B.C. gets suckered into buying a crappy newspaper… HEY!”
“Messes with the panel layout, too!”
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
Oh, jeez, better keep that quiet!
…And possibly an appointment with the ol’ guidance counselor, depending on how wealthy the school is.
Eh, but it’s all hot air.
Boy, he was going to the hospital today one way or another!
“…I’m afraid to say yes.”
Yer most welcome!