Oh, a few small reasons…
The newest holiday special: Happy Thanksgiving, Godzilla!
I remember the Halloween after 9/11. I was one of about a half-dozen kids still out trick-or-treating. I got a BIG load that year!
…An’ suck it up!
…I just realized I can’t remember the last time I empathized with Lucy. This might be a first!
Depends. Make an offer…
“I didn’t say that!”
“No, but I did, and that’s what’s important.”
But they sure saw you!
Oh, THAT’S what that was? Hey, there’s one way to kill intimacy…