How in the h-e-double-hockey-sticks could pig have gathered that information so she could show the correct level of empathy towards her fellow man?! Dan aka one(1) VERY shocked dude!!!!
i confess I am tearing up a little bit…we may not have a device to tell us all those things, but maybe we can start byimaging that we cannot imagine what other people are going through!
Echos of an episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon tried a device that showed what people’s facial expression really meant. Naturally, the results were the opposite.
This reminds me of a story I read once about a woman who went into an ice-cream store every day at the same time and bought a container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice-cream. It’s been a long time since I read it, so I’m not sure if I have all the facts right, but I’ll do my best to tell it.
The woman was always grumpy and no one wanted to serve her. Finally, they decided to have her order ready and waiting for her every day and whoever served her always greeted her with a big smile. They basically set out to kill her with kindness and refused to allow her to get any of them down.
Then one day she came in at a different time and thanked the servers for what they’d done for her. She told them that her husband had spent the last several weeks in the hospital, dying from cancer and that he’d passed that day. Chocolate chip cookie dough was his favorite flavor of ice-cream. She told them that their kindness was greatly appreciated.
Shows all the data being collected about people is for the good, it is what makes the UNDERSTANDERER possible.Sadly though, us in the EU will be domed as over here the UNDERSTANDERER will have to run on a much limited data set.
Bad breaks doesn’t give you an excuse to drive like a sphincter, and if he’s that down on his luck, going to a bar isn’t the answer. I’d go with pouring the drink on his head.
“Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.” – Douglas Adams
Maybe send a quick prayer for peace up for the jerk who cuts you off, tailgates, gives you the bird, takes your parking space…And ask for a little peace for yourself at the same time. Effective on many levels, and less bulky than carrying around The Understanderer, so to speak.
Empathy does not excuse bad behavior but it often allows us to understand such behavior and de-escalates any violent retaliation.
I can understand and sympathize with a person whose economic and social misfortunes have led them to a life of crime, but that doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t be held accountable and punished for those crimes. However, the measure of punishment should be proportionate to the crime and the motivation for said crime.
Attention venture capitalists. Seriously consider development. AI could likely conflate something like her brief complaint and produce a credible sounding scenario that the user should have considered before becoming enraged. It doesn’t have to be exactly accurate, since people would not be expected to bring it up with the person they were hating on. But having heard what might be going on, they could dissipate their rage and thus become mentally healthier and perhaps less likely to get shot acting it out.
I have an idea for another versions. Pocket size, with electrodes attached to the user’s genitals. When they become angry, the device sends a jolt every three seconds until the user articulates a story that might explain why the target of their rage may have appeared to act badly. Should develp some fine reflexes.
I would also suggest that, if the Understanderer sounds like a good ides, you take a small box, label it UNDERSTANDERER, and put a dummy button on top. Mount one in your car and keep the other beside you when you watch TV news. Pushing the button reminds you to think that maybe rage isn’t the best response. (Not guaranteed for TV news use. For much of it, rage IS the appropriate response. )
I have a tee-shirt that says"Be Kind" on the front and on the back “Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about”Very appropriate for this cartoon. (Available from “Til Valhalla Project”.)
Sometimes, what looks like jerky behavior, is actually just a distracted lack of paying attention. If you understand that getting cut off may not be intentionally malicious, it’s a little easier to not be so angry as a reaction.
I think there are some people I don’t want to understand, I don’t want into their thinking. There are other people that I understand all too well, and I know what they are trying to pull off.
BE THIS GUY 10 months ago
I hope Rat uses them, and doesn’t destroy them.
BasilBruce 10 months ago
I’m guessing Rat needs for a lot of people to “understand” him.
DanielRyanMulligan1 10 months ago
How in the h-e-double-hockey-sticks could pig have gathered that information so she could show the correct level of empathy towards her fellow man?! Dan aka one(1) VERY shocked dude!!!!
ronaldspence 10 months ago
i confess I am tearing up a little bit…we may not have a device to tell us all those things, but maybe we can start byimaging that we cannot imagine what other people are going through!
carlsonbob 10 months ago
I wouldn’t trust Rat with it!
Bilan 10 months ago
Echos of an episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon tried a device that showed what people’s facial expression really meant. Naturally, the results were the opposite.
Erse IS better 10 months ago
They guy’s face looks like he’s wondering WTF caused her to say THAT.
Maizing 10 months ago
This reminds me of a story I read once about a woman who went into an ice-cream store every day at the same time and bought a container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice-cream. It’s been a long time since I read it, so I’m not sure if I have all the facts right, but I’ll do my best to tell it.
The woman was always grumpy and no one wanted to serve her. Finally, they decided to have her order ready and waiting for her every day and whoever served her always greeted her with a big smile. They basically set out to kill her with kindness and refused to allow her to get any of them down.
Then one day she came in at a different time and thanked the servers for what they’d done for her. She told them that her husband had spent the last several weeks in the hospital, dying from cancer and that he’d passed that day. Chocolate chip cookie dough was his favorite flavor of ice-cream. She told them that their kindness was greatly appreciated.
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
https://cdn.suwalls.com/wallpapers/meme/shut-up-and-take-my-money-9299-2560×1600.jpg
DennisinSeattle Premium Member 10 months ago
Good try, Pig. I hope it is a big success.
Purple People Eater 10 months ago
That would be a useful invention. We could start by giving one to every politician in the world.
andrew5 10 months ago
What about those who cut you off because they’re jerks?
Askin’ for a friend.
unclebob53703 Premium Member 10 months ago
Where do I order these?
Wizard4168 10 months ago
I’d definitely throw a few bucks at that Kickstarter.
Nicolas LE DREFF 10 months ago
Well, we’re gonna need 8 billions of these.
Updesh Dosanjh Premium Member 10 months ago
Everyone is going through something, even if you can’t see it
kaycstamper 10 months ago
Sounds exactly like what the world needs now.
Gent 10 months ago
Eh it not work when there be peoples who still pour drink on his head even after knowing everything.
LEOKEV 10 months ago
It’s kind of like the “Point of View” gun from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”.
newsbb 10 months ago
Shows all the data being collected about people is for the good, it is what makes the UNDERSTANDERER possible.Sadly though, us in the EU will be domed as over here the UNDERSTANDERER will have to run on a much limited data set.
Hamady Sack Premium Member 10 months ago
I don’t get it.
Klink1949 10 months ago
I have to say this is the most brilliant thing you have ever done Pastes
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
You got your ears wrong, Pig. Everything else seems pretty right though.
wrd2255 10 months ago
Great to see Stefan include some warmth amidst the usual stream of cynicism. (Which of course has its place)
Ellis97 10 months ago
I could use one of those.
aerotica69 10 months ago
If it spares me from having to listen to the drama and soothe the psychopath……..
Plumbob Wilson 10 months ago
Bad breaks doesn’t give you an excuse to drive like a sphincter, and if he’s that down on his luck, going to a bar isn’t the answer. I’d go with pouring the drink on his head.
MS72 10 months ago
Pig stole the idea from AP Explainers.
Cary Rodda Premium Member 10 months ago
If only…
chris_o42 10 months ago
Oh please make these mandatory for everyone. Especially heads of state!
tripwire45 10 months ago
But what happens if the Understander" says, “That guy is a self-important jerk?”
anamchara42 10 months ago
This is the first time ever that a comic strip brought tears to my eyes. Well done, Steph.
figuratively speaking 10 months ago
Somebody please invent this for real.
wongo 10 months ago
I don’t understand?
eric 10 months ago
“Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.” – Douglas Adams
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
From The Count and Rat Inc… The Misunderstander… push the button and it says “Put a few drops of Visine™ in his beer and lock the men’s room door”.
mfrasca 10 months ago
Stephan Pastis must have watched the Netflix’s series “Beef” before creating this strip.
unfair.de 10 months ago
How did Pig get access to the Meta® databases to train his Understanderer KI? And will Zuckerberg sue him?
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
If only…..
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
Where can I get one? I have so little patience with the entire human race…
jel354 10 months ago
Rat wants them? Maybe there is some character depth.
kartis 10 months ago
Pig is too good for this world.
Squoop 10 months ago
Disclaimer: Doesn’t work for psychopaths.
ve5ra 10 months ago
The Law of the Garbage Truck. http://www.davidpollay.com/book_the_law_of_the_garbage_truck.html
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member 10 months ago
Maybe send a quick prayer for peace up for the jerk who cuts you off, tailgates, gives you the bird, takes your parking space…And ask for a little peace for yourself at the same time. Effective on many levels, and less bulky than carrying around The Understanderer, so to speak.
ladykat 10 months ago
I could use one of those, too.
leontineg22 10 months ago
I wouldn’t really listen to a known cannibal.
i_am_the_jam 10 months ago
I’ll take a few!!!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 10 months ago
The Understanderer could change the world! Sold!
Linguist 10 months ago
Empathy does not excuse bad behavior but it often allows us to understand such behavior and de-escalates any violent retaliation.
I can understand and sympathize with a person whose economic and social misfortunes have led them to a life of crime, but that doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t be held accountable and punished for those crimes. However, the measure of punishment should be proportionate to the crime and the motivation for said crime.
WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago
And then the citizens in red states joined hands with the citizens of blue states and they all sang together , “ We are One!”
socalvillaguy Premium Member 10 months ago
“The Understanderer” (patent pending) is more likely to come before a world where people aren’t jerks to their fellow humans.
MeGoNow Premium Member 10 months ago
Attention venture capitalists. Seriously consider development. AI could likely conflate something like her brief complaint and produce a credible sounding scenario that the user should have considered before becoming enraged. It doesn’t have to be exactly accurate, since people would not be expected to bring it up with the person they were hating on. But having heard what might be going on, they could dissipate their rage and thus become mentally healthier and perhaps less likely to get shot acting it out.
I have an idea for another versions. Pocket size, with electrodes attached to the user’s genitals. When they become angry, the device sends a jolt every three seconds until the user articulates a story that might explain why the target of their rage may have appeared to act badly. Should develp some fine reflexes.
MeGoNow Premium Member 10 months ago
I would also suggest that, if the Understanderer sounds like a good ides, you take a small box, label it UNDERSTANDERER, and put a dummy button on top. Mount one in your car and keep the other beside you when you watch TV news. Pushing the button reminds you to think that maybe rage isn’t the best response. (Not guaranteed for TV news use. For much of it, rage IS the appropriate response. )
FireAnt_Hater 10 months ago
My world was shook when I saw Pig’s ears – but the last panel restored my equanimity.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied 10 months ago
Thanks Steph.
Cincoflex 10 months ago
Actually . . . that button could be part of an entire Compassion Kit.
happyinvenice23 10 months ago
Good Morning Steph, Great Story, keep it up.
mbourg63 Premium Member 10 months ago
“We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their actions.” – Stephen Covey
hooglah 10 months ago
If only…………….
nostall 10 months ago
“Were it so easy.” Arbiter
oldfunnyfacesmk Premium Member 10 months ago
I have a tee-shirt that says"Be Kind" on the front and on the back “Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about”Very appropriate for this cartoon. (Available from “Til Valhalla Project”.)
mwksix 10 months ago
How did Pig get dirty in the last frame?
Rick Hutchins Premium Member 10 months ago
Cartoon of the year, right here.
dlaemmerhirt999 10 months ago
One can certainly ASSUME this of everyone to help the world, but there really are just bitter _ssholes too.
Rexlibris.rutgers 10 months ago
What a really decent strip; as usual, the best comic out there!
pchemcat 10 months ago
I wish it were that easy.
Spoonbone 10 months ago
Sometimes, what looks like jerky behavior, is actually just a distracted lack of paying attention. If you understand that getting cut off may not be intentionally malicious, it’s a little easier to not be so angry as a reaction.
michael3114 10 months ago
Sadly, some people are just arrogant jerks.
zeexenon 10 months ago
Twelve? Yes, great detectives spot the odd one out.
_lounger_ 10 months ago
if Pig didn’t build at least 12 of them things are turning bad for Goat…
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 10 months ago
As long as Rat has one.
Anonamoose Premium Member 10 months ago
This should get a Pulitzer
AndromedaMike 10 months ago
I think there are some people I don’t want to understand, I don’t want into their thinking. There are other people that I understand all too well, and I know what they are trying to pull off.
John Jorgensen 10 months ago
Wow, even Rat is in!
swenbu Premium Member 10 months ago
Pastis showing his better side!
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
Rat wants one? That is something
Zyxian 10 months ago
I’d buy one…
Ender.exe 10 months ago
That really could change the world…Unless you use it against someone with no reason.
Sisyphos 10 months ago
Sadly, it’s NOT going to save the World, Pig. And your gullible friends are buying into a fantasy….
chriscc63 10 months ago
And the most beautiful strip of the year award goes to..
FrostbiteFalls 10 months ago
It’s all about giving the benefit of the doubt, a phrase and a concept that goes “nyooowww” over the heads of too many people these days.
rossevrymn 10 months ago
What about the situations, where we find out he’s just a selfish bleep…………………….Rat and the bat?:
love2cook 10 months ago
This would be really great for many many people.
byamrcn 10 months ago
It’s been two weeks and I cannot get this one out of my head. Well done Mr. Pastis.
Ceeg22 Premium Member 10 months ago
Oversharer