WR Hearst actually purchased an ancient monastery in Spain, disassembled it and shipped it to the US. The Ancient Spanish Monastery can be visited in N Miami. No dirty puns associated with it, that I know of.
Those of us of a certain age who grew up with Sunday newspapers remember what this was based on, Cappy Dick. Silly enough name in and of itself (I guess Bonhomme Richard was taken), but Uncle Cap’n is definitely his darker cousin.
Relate! A tour had us at the Blue Lagoon in Iceland, a business class flight to NYC, only to end up sleeping on the floor at JFK, (aka Just Fuqqing Killme) after a cancelation and robo-reschedule for 36 hours later.
Yeah, we made the air toxic. But…football! Amirite?