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1. about 15 hours ago on Andy Capp

   Better to give than receive, Vicar. Blessed Art Those Who Art Generous to Andrew Capp.

2. about 15 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   Yet their Liberal parent insist they watch Blippi.

3. about 15 hours ago on Peanuts

   Tied? The Count through for sure Molly Volley would have completely swept the… the… whatever in the H E Double you call it.

4. about 15 hours ago on B.C.

   Shouldn’t that be March 4th?

5. about 15 hours ago on Garfield

   Actually, that looks just like The❤️Count’s M-Word Day To-Do list. Tuesday’s. too.

6. 1 day ago on Wizard of Id

   They were at one time. The Count read it on the internet so it must be true.

7. 1 day ago on Andy Capp

   Andy should have pushed her into the Gatorade table. The Count ❤️s it when that happens. Only 16 more weeks until Bengals opening Sunday. The Count simply cannot wait.

8. 1 day ago on Luann

   AND in response to all of those thousands of enquiries coming via e mail into the Countputer and text into the iCount… No, Stormy Daniels is not an ❤️Eiffelette although she definitely has a dog eared, well read, multicolor ed highlighted and underscored copy of Dearest Ann❤️Eiffel’s International Best Seller, “Sex for Fun and Profit”.

9. 1 day ago on Luann

   BTW, filthy minded lowly unworthies… don’t jump to any conclusions. Tone’ Tawny Tattooed Toni is most definitely NOT looking to get tousey mousey Bored. She’s checking to see if his pace maker is about to poop the tube and she can jet along to Cannes to join Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel, rebranded Sexy❤️LuAnn and the other ❤️Eiffelettes in Cannes for the Film Festival season. No Wonder We ALL ❤️ Ann❤️Eiffel.

10. 1 day ago on Luann

    “They left out the best part, " sez Our Be❤️Loved Esteemed Role Model and Ideal, Ann❤️Eiffel. “Herman and Virginia were bumping uglies when it happened.” Ain’t ❤️ Grand?