Retired Irish curmudgeon and part-time pirate. Currently hiding out in Ecuador
Chester the Jester aka Ernie the Attorney.
Ahmed is stuck with another ‘hump’ job.
I have a standard reply when my bride poses that question to me. I remind her that I was attracted to her because she was a woman of “substance” not one of these anorexic model types. I tell her: " I love you just the way you are, mi chiquita gordita ! "
Truth be told, she looks pretty damn good for a 58 year-old grandmother !
Kinda one of those “I wish I’d thought of that !” retorts.
See my comment to White Heron
His nickname is “Plumb Bob” ( even though he’s really ‘Edgy’ Edgar Everson ).
Teresa, in her wonted obfuscate fashion, has metagrobolized many of her votarients.
“…And had she been a dog that had howled thus, they would have hanged her ! "
The closets were very small in our house, so the clothing hung in them, rotated seasonally – with the ‘out-of-season’ clothes relegated to hang on racks in garment bags, in the basement.
Poor dad, he tried to store some of his clothes – sports coats, suits, shirts, ties etc. in my closet, while I was away at school. Problem wasn’t just fighting for closet space, when I’d come home on vacation, but at that time, we both wore the same sizes !
First up was the best dressed !
Death by the American upper-crust