Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2018

Are there safeties on those arms?

Can the Wiley bears get them?

Those might be second-hand.

During WWII my Mum worked as personal assistant to a retired Army Officer who managed “The Limbless Soldiers’ Association” … a service set up to assist war amputees. One of her duties was managing a large closet which contained “spare” limbs which had been obtained from various charities and other donor organisations. People would turn up from time-to-time and ask to try on a few legs or arms to see if there were any with a better fit than the ones they had.

I hope Emmy Hesire is not in there.

How much for an arm and a leg?

Bone saw bargains… it looks like a Saudi garage sale…

I’ll go out on a limb and say she overreacted.

She probably complained because they’re naked! Bare arms, indeed….

Sadly, with all the OTHER nutballs abusing 911 for stupid complaints, this isn’t THAT far-fetched any longer!

We can all afford to give Wiley at least a hand for today’s effort.

And the pharmacist is a drug dealer?

Is that the same woman who called 911 because she saw an African-American family barbecuing in Oakland?

Get rid or legitimate gun sales and there ‘ll be one on every street corner. They also can get you any drug you’d like.

This cartoon plot is simply out of reach. Still she’ll finger ‘em all because she’s gonna elbow her way into it. Her efforts are a bit humerus though.

Your humor is disarming.

Where do the Russians hide their Armies?In their sleevies ;)

My father was an arms dealer. He manufactured and sold hands and arms for mannequins, and at one time he cornered the US and Canadian market. When he retired one started seeing mannequins with no hands in displays.

Are there a lot of armless mannequins working out there? What happens to them when the fully appendaged mannequins come to life after midnight?

Gimme a hand, will ya?

“Ma’am, just offhand I’d say its nothing to worry about.”

Another cartoon that belongs on Loose Parts.

Hold on a minute, David Hogg hopped on his bike and will be right here.

Arm-ageddon

Buy one of those arms and slap an NRA lobbyist with it.

She’s apparently a Democrat…

Apparently, the shop owner is just exercising their Second Amendment rights.

Being Fair to Both Sides of the argument, the bin included both Left & Right Arms.

Hey!! Do any of those arms have bump elbows?