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1. about 16 hours ago on Sunshine State

   Dad wasn’t that funny.

2. about 16 hours ago on Shoe

   All those soap bubbles really made the Champaign taste awful.

   But, it kept anyone from realizing that he was buying the Worst Champaign on the planet. The Soap Bubble flavor may even have been an improvement.

3. about 16 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   Hammocks stacked 5 or 6 deep. Lots of the old wooden ships featured them.

   Slave ships, OTOH, used wooden Shelves. I dunno, maybe it was easier to slide a chained up slave onto a wooden shelf than into a Hammock.

   From: https :// www . laphamsquarterly . org /trade/slave-ship

   “on the lower deck of an African ship of 297 tons burden, the space allowed to each slave is six feet in length by sixteen inches in breadth. The boys are each allowed five feet by fourteen inches. The women, five feet ten inches by sixteen inches, and the girls, four feet by one foot each.”

4. about 16 hours ago on MythTickle

   I think I saw the commercials for that.

   The most Puzzling thing about it was that ,even though you were supposed to Demand a prescription from your doctor, the commercial never once said What Phukitol was supposed to treat.

   I’m still trying to find out what disease it cured me of.

5. about 16 hours ago on MythTickle

   Mirth is that thing Other People have when they are having Fun that You are Not Having.

6. about 16 hours ago on Moderately Confused

   Are those 3 Yard Mushrooms?

   Eat one and fall down Dead before you can walk 3 yards …

7. about 16 hours ago on Crankshaft

   They were having a “Me Too” moment but, years of harassing Majorettes have taught Harry to think on his feet and cover his Butt.

8. about 17 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

   Working on getting that IRS Deduction for “Work Uniforms”.

   The rules are that you cannot deduct “Uniforms” if they can be worn outside work without anyone noticing.

9. about 17 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

   Mr. Smock is the Science Officer, so he dresses in Scientist clothing.

10. about 17 hours ago on Baldo

    Repurpose: to adapt or utilize (something) for a new purpose:

    When you make a Tree into Books, you change it from an Oxygen generator and Atmospheric Cleanser to a repository of Knowledge or Entertainment.