Remnants of the Formica era?
If I had a peg-leg would I* go there? Gnaw!
Why doesn’t Starfleet Academy have a football team? Because every time they redshirt a player, he dies.
She will grow up and marry that nice O’Brien boy.
Lunch will cost you two arms and a leg.
They have too many dim bulbs working there.
“Everybody line up in alphabetical order by height.” – Casey Stengal
This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn’t help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
So, the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate answered, “Well mate, I got washed up overboard one night while we were in a fierce storm. and dern me if a shark didn’t go and bite off me leg.”
Then the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the hook?” and the pirate answered, “Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and that’s when I got me hand cut off.”
Finally, the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the eye patch?” and the pirate responded, “A seagull pooped in me eye.”
“You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?”
“Well, it was the first day with me hook…”
And those complaints are just for their basic model.