Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2017

Oh, gonna be hearing a LOT of those in the near future.

I see it as just another “alternative fact.” What the judge calls it, though…

And you’re in “contempt of court”.

Poor steno. She’s trying to figure out what the shorthand is for air quotes.

“It’s not my fault”

“Mexico WILL pay for the Wall!”

I did not have “sex” with that woman.

No honey that doesn’t make you look “fat”.

And that is what most Not Guilty pleas seem to be anymore. Not “I didn’t do it,” but “The law doesn’t apply to me,” or, more likely, “I have an excuse.”

Defeat ISIS “in 30 days.” “Repeal” Obamacare. ; Build a wall “and make Mexico pay for it.” ; Don’t “play” too much “golf.” ; “Drain” the Swamp. ; No “cuts” to “Medicare.” ; “Refuse” “salary.” ;

My client pleads “Insanity”.

The “check” is in the mail.

“President” Trump – finally makes sense

“Winning” the election by a margin of -3,000,000 votes…

Fools! Who do not understand the Electoral College, the Constitution, or why they are Democrats. They read “Non Sequitur” because Wiley makes them feel at home.

We’re going to “drain the swamp”!

More like, “Non Compos Mentis”…

If this were 20 years ago, he’d be using air quotes when asking the judge to define “guilty”.

I just want to say I really enjoyed reading all these “comments”.

BWAHAHAHA

Quotes as in quoting from another.

Can someone draw me a wiring diagram of what’s going on with this Russia investigation? I tried it and wound up with something more complicated than the blueprints for a nuclear power plant.

I really “enjoy” the new comment format.

Alternate “Not Guilty”!

My client didn’t grab them by the pussy. That was just locker room talk.