Hey, I play the tuba and sing bass/baritone in a UMC choir.
Maybe that explains how Etta’s skin changed color the other day.
Charlie Brown suffers from depression as well as narcissism.
Like Peter Sellers (i.e. Dr. Strangelove, The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu)?
Oh, I thought you were the paranoid android in the Hitchhiker’s Guide series.
It’s 7 AM somewhere in the world (or within 30 minutes of it).
So you’re the bear in the Doritos® commercial.
I got the greatest boyfriend
I loves when he gives me a pinch
But he really gets me going
When he gets out his big ten inch…
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, a band that plays the blues
I just love his big ten inch
Record of my favorite blues
Bob stole the plans and sold them to Craig Benzene (AKA Wheezy Waiter).