Sounds like Ogden Nash
I think I’ve been there.
Your first word is redundant
The pun doesn’t require the words to rhyme.
To the rest of the world, “football” is what Americans call “soccer.”
Even pronounced correctly, the pun still works.
Even pronounced correctly, with the proper guttural sound, it still works as a pun. What’s not to get?
It’s a real effort to avoid work!
Sorry, I’m 70+ and we always called them snooze “buttons,” no matter the shape. Maybe lost on folks who grew up on the west coast?
She was sleeping before the tummy rumbled. I thought you had prevention in mind.
Sounds like Ogden Nash