Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2019

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 5 years ago

    You should have seen it coming.

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    Otto Knowbetter  almost 5 years ago

    I called Miss Cleo once and they asked me for my name. I said “Shouldn’t you already know that?”

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You know, I think I’m gonna go down to Madam X

    And let her read my mind

    She said “That Voodoo stuff don’t do nothing for me.”

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Rodney was either being polite or so focused on having his fortune read that he didn’t notice…

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, the horror!

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    keltii  almost 5 years ago

    a nose like that, you’d be able to see it yourself by crossing your eyes…

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    pcmcdonald  almost 5 years ago

    Did he bring his lance?

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    joefearsnothing  almost 5 years ago

    Hey who’s paying who? ;o{

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    danholt  almost 5 years ago

    Years ago the message on my answering machine was: "You have reached the home of the world’s greatest psychic; since I know who you are and what you want, hang up now…’

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    What zit?

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She should’ve known she had a zit.

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    Mediatech  almost 5 years ago

    If acne is his worst problem in the future, Rodney should do just fine.

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    Nick Danger  almost 5 years ago

    Because no man is brave enough to tell a woman about something like that

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, that is what you get by looking THROUGH the glass instead of at it.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  almost 5 years ago

    “What zit to you?”

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    If Ms. Cleo WAS authentic, she would have known I was going to hang up on her.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    Thanks I learnt another word today.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    The sphere is nothing but magnifying lens of the person sitting on the other side.

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    Great Wizard Nala  almost 5 years ago

    Zit didn’t occur to me!

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