The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 22, 2020

You cannot be SERIOUS!!

! I think Ms. Linguine’s gonna Moffit.

wonder if that’s a carbonara graphite racket…

John McEncheese love it.

Where’s John Macaroni yelling about the calls?

Both of them are pasta their prime.

That’s using your noodle.

Shouldn’t it have been Billie Jean Linguine vs Bobby Rigatoni? (i.e. Billie Jean King vs Bobby Riggs)

They’re just gnocching the ball around.

Eh. Same old rotini. They’re learning by rotelle.

I don’t get it.

Throw them against a wall because I think they are done!

A.K.A. big mouth John and unfortunately featured Jean. Names changed to protect the Marketing campaign.

That’s 3 puns in one cartoon – pushing it Mr. Hilburn!

I suspect Billie Jean is a Pastafarian.

Their next match hasn’t been scheduled yet. So be sure to check your colander.