The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 27, 2020

A. B. Normal’s feet?

Madeline Kahn from “Young Frankenstein” would disagree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E81ICJywqwg

Small hands, though. I’m just sayin’.

Don’t give up yet … maybe his schwanzstucker came from the same corpse.

Took me a while, but!

Like Kermit said “it’s hard to be green”!

Phew…this could have been an awkward exchange :)

Clod hoppers is more like it….speaking of big…what’s up with your big hair-do?

She put that together fast.

You know what they say about wives’ tales …

Don’t be fooled; he’s just wearing big shoes…

Oh, stop clowning around!

They say the same thing about tiny hands

Well, duh! Everybody knows that old saying!

Cue Madeline Kahn in 3… 2… 1…

That other part of the corpse was just dead.

That part of the story makes no sense, which is why it wasn’t in the book – someone at Universal got confused when scripting their movie.

I large feet and hands. Unfortunately, I, uh, uh……sobbbbbb. Of course, it no longer matters, lol.

They should watch Family Feud and learn about “packages.”

“No … that they came from a very tall corpse.”

Big shoes to fill

He better hopes it doesn’t rain. It’s hard to find rubbers that big.

Just that they are not all green.