The old woman has a lot of sole. Princess needs to remove the pea first….Farmer needs PC lessons, Baby Duck needs to ask his mother that question, and Goldilocks…well you can keep her……
Snow White & the Seven Dorks (Pilot for “Big Bang Theory”) -—- Cinderfella (The first sex-change recipient) -———-Golden Goose (Sexual misconduct by Bill Gates leading to a huge settlement.)
Bilan over 4 years ago
Shouldn’t one of the beards be too long and one too short?
rush.diana over 4 years ago
Just wait till you have to get up several times a night Princess…….
nosirrom over 4 years ago
Hansel and griddle.
LilyGilder over 4 years ago
Goldilocks and the three bares
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
The old woman has a lot of sole. Princess needs to remove the pea first….Farmer needs PC lessons, Baby Duck needs to ask his mother that question, and Goldilocks…well you can keep her……
mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago
Goldilocks and the 3 Beers – Miller, Bud, and Amstel.
flemmingo over 4 years ago
Nike still paying people pennies to make their outrageous priced shoes and clothes. People should boycott the brands that take advantage of people.
iggyman over 4 years ago
Very clever today!
Mopman over 4 years ago
Why is he saying, “Of course you do”? Not sure how that fits into the joke.
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Huong Nguyen wasn’t always an old lady, she had been working for Nike since she was five year old.
Mighty Phavahg over 4 years ago
Farmer on the Dell …. heh, heh!
Cozmik Cowboy over 4 years ago
Panel 5 does not compute; doesn’t everybody know that Nike shoes are made in Asia by child slave labor?
nrford100 over 4 years ago
Snow White & the Seven Dorks (Pilot for “Big Bang Theory”) -—- Cinderfella (The first sex-change recipient) -———-Golden Goose (Sexual misconduct by Bill Gates leading to a huge settlement.)
abennett Premium Member over 4 years ago
Father Goose starred Cary Grant. Fun movie!
xSigoff Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yeah, about that shoe factory; the depicted women should all be Asians, since that is where they are all made.
AaronHayes over 4 years ago
3 Snide Mice.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hey, at least the kid gets to see his Dad twice a month -more than many children today!
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Tom Tom the sniper’s son.
DM2860 over 4 years ago
Goldilocks and ZZ Top. (Mike Beard is the one without facial hair so he is a Beard instead of having a Beard.)
Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Every panel was funny. Well done
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
I thought farmers preferred Gateway.. where technology meets cow motif.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
Goldilocks is an LPGA pro who drives a Subaru. :D