The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 10, 2018

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is this the episode where Mommy leaves Daddy?

    As I recall, she takes the kids and they finally move into the square panel she’s always wanted…

    one where she can hang pictures on the walls…. and a regular stove and refrigerator fit into the kitchen.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Um, daddy’s attention span is as short as Billy’s and he tends to wander across the internet.

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    Jeddo  over 5 years ago

    At first I thought that was Elroy.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 5 years ago

    It would be fantastic to see this set up as the actual Sunday strip for the Circus.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Dad: Well, Billy, sometimes, when a mommy and daddy are angry at one another, and the mommy’s being frigid and spiteful …

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    Amra Leo  over 5 years ago

    That’s why, when I surf porn, I use the “incognito” setting…

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    bhamdodger  over 5 years ago

    They didn’t have internet back then.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Daddy likes to check out MapQuest.

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    sloaches  over 5 years ago

    Wow. A couple years ago I made a joke similar to this on the Family Circus comments section, and wound up being banned for three months. Or maybe it was the wood chipper joke. At any rate, the folks on the other hosting site can be a bit sensitive about these things.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    Daddy, what is Redtube?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Probably the penultimate panel.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Insert melonhead joke here…

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Shoot. There’s a whole sort of cottage industry on the Internet, recaptioning Family Circus. There’s Dysfunctional Family Circus, Nietzsche Family Circus, and a bunch that you’ll need to disable your safe surfing filters to see.

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    Texanna Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not funny! One clean thing left in life and you want to tarnish it.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Was Daddy websurfing the ‘selling children to the circus’ website again?

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    Daddy, can I get an xhamster?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Someone forgot that the title includes “The.”

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    This is a comic I never bother to look at. Maybe I should start.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    Again without a doubt, this one of the most bullied comic strip ever!

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    Just for Yux, why not fast-forward Family Circus ahead, say, 30yrs. I wonder……?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Daddy, why won’t Mommy explain hair color inheritance to me?”

    “I’d like to hear her explanation, too.”

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