The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 22, 2021

Sir…..this is not Burger King.

Brutus the provocateur or is simply disconnected with himself?

I have ordered steak at Red Lobster. It was better than Outback’s.

No burgers!? Fine … I’ll have a pizza!

Good ol’ Brutus!! Using the old technique of — "If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your kuchscheisse!!!

/SHMIRK/

I luv it!

You be illin’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19tjJ0G-8V4

Just a couple slices short of a full loaf.

Brutus, you weren’t listening to the clerk, were you? They have CHICKEN SANDWICHES for sale, not HAMBURGERS! ;P

Maybe he thought it was the hardware store.

The words “World’s best chicken sandwich” should really be in quotes, otherwise the competition might cry ‘fowl’. But it would still be worth a gander, at least. (I could see myself getting a large order of their chicken tidbits. I wonder if that includes dipping sauce.)

Maybe I’m not as much of a burger connoisseur as the rest of you… but aren’t there several varieties of Chicken and Cheese-burgers ?

Burger places sell chicken sandwiches, so why not?

I worked with a guy that always order a hamburger no matter where we went for lunch.

I’ve done that at Chick-fil-a, as a joke of course

beefy chicken patties? I wonder if they have those in that restaurant?

Reminds me of people on the Gulf who go into seafood restaurant and ask for a good burger!

When I was in high school I walked into Taco Bell and the guy at the counter was a classmate of mine — so I ordered a Whopper.

He was not amused.

Maybe Brutus has eaten there before?

A wise guy eh? Why I oughta…

Thorny, sue your Board of Education for graduating you from high school.

Oy vey, Brutus!?!?

Years ago while dieting, I ordered salad, while dining with friends at a Chinese restaurant. The owner came to our table and yelled at me for not getting Chinese food in a Chinese restaurant. (We knew her).

Not funny.

OK sir, let me rephrase that, what can you order from another establishment?

Brutus, all you are going to get from that counter man is directions, because he is going to tell you where to go.

Hello?? McFly??? Anyone home in there McFly????

Brutus is just messing with the guy. However. Wendy’s is just down the street just in case they don’t sell them….

I have a friend that did this same thing. He specifically requested for everyone to meet up at a nationally known, high priced steak place for dinner. We all order steak, he orders roast chicken.

There’s that blue shirt again.

Wisenheimer!

Took my foster son (20 something at the time) to White Castle for the 1st time. Little beestard ordered chicken sandwiches.

That boy ain’t right.

Years and years ago a friend worked at one of three fast food joints which were next to each other – McD’s, KFC, and Roy Roger’s Roast Beef. About half an hour before closing time they would call each other and place their orders. The stores allowed the workers to take home any food remaining at closing time, since otherwise it would just be thrown out. As long as they didn’t go overboard they got away with it. Lots of good late night meals in those days.