Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 15, 2021

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Everything you order shows up DOA.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    They deliver. But either you cannot open the box, or what’s in it bursts into flame, or it’s broken. Or it’s mislabeled. And it’s ALWAYS an ugly color in the wrong size.

    And if you ordered it, you have to use it!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Founded by Jeff Beelzosbub.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Jeff’s office is somewhat lower, in the ninth circle.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    “And that’s the .HL of it.

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    That’s what it’s like to work for them.

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    unfair.de  over 2 years ago

    Ask the workers. Almost all of Amazon is there.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Amazon…WE DELIVER ANYWHERE!

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    pathamil  over 2 years ago

    With a flame colored smile…

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They’re EEEVVVERYWHERRRRE!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s gonna be HL paying for all of these shipments.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    Got his girlfriend a hot gift.

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    It’s where porch pirates go. The packages all have ‘unpleasant’ surprises in them. If they are lift-able at all.

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    hollisson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t that Amazon “smile” be the other way around?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t be so quick to praise. Remember where you are. Every package has damaged or wrong contents and there are no (cue the scary music) Kohl’s stores for returns…

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    Spiffy  over 2 years ago

    Looks like they’re in California.

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    Howie Vasive Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Remember back in the day when we all hated Walmart? (I still do actually)

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    I think that package contains a bloodthirsty monster that will kill you soon. This IS Hell, after all.

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    bobgreenwade  over 2 years ago

    I thought I’d double-check: in the real world, .hl is Unassigned. That’s either smart research or a good bit of luck.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Soon to start outer space delivery too. The final frontier.

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    Up Your's  over 2 years ago

    Sales Rank #1 – Ice water.

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    95  over 2 years ago

    Starbucks, iced.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Probably dropping off that hot plate he ordered.

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