They deliver. But either you cannot open the box, or what’s in it bursts into flame, or it’s broken. Or it’s mislabeled. And it’s ALWAYS an ugly color in the wrong size.
Don’t be so quick to praise. Remember where you are. Every package has damaged or wrong contents and there are no (cue the scary music) Kohl’s stores for returns…
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Everything you order shows up DOA.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
They deliver. But either you cannot open the box, or what’s in it bursts into flame, or it’s broken. Or it’s mislabeled. And it’s ALWAYS an ugly color in the wrong size.
And if you ordered it, you have to use it!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Founded by Jeff Beelzosbub.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Jeff’s office is somewhat lower, in the ninth circle.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
“And that’s the .HL of it.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
That’s what it’s like to work for them.
unfair.de almost 3 years ago
Ask the workers. Almost all of Amazon is there.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Amazon…WE DELIVER ANYWHERE!
pathamil almost 3 years ago
With a flame colored smile…
dsatvoinde Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They’re EEEVVVERYWHERRRRE!
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s gonna be HL paying for all of these shipments.
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Got his girlfriend a hot gift.
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
It’s where porch pirates go. The packages all have ‘unpleasant’ surprises in them. If they are lift-able at all.
hollisson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t that Amazon “smile” be the other way around?
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t be so quick to praise. Remember where you are. Every package has damaged or wrong contents and there are no (cue the scary music) Kohl’s stores for returns…
Spiffy almost 3 years ago
Looks like they’re in California.
Howie Vasive Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Remember back in the day when we all hated Walmart? (I still do actually)
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
I think that package contains a bloodthirsty monster that will kill you soon. This IS Hell, after all.
bobgreenwade almost 3 years ago
I thought I’d double-check: in the real world, .hl is Unassigned. That’s either smart research or a good bit of luck.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Soon to start outer space delivery too. The final frontier.
Up Your's almost 3 years ago
Sales Rank #1 – Ice water.
95 almost 3 years ago
Starbucks, iced.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Probably dropping off that hot plate he ordered.