Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 27, 2019

Yea lady where is the evidence.

The kid was caught ‘in flagrante utero’.

Well, maybe I’ll rethink my opposition to post-birth abortion.

Assuming the provenance is air-tight, circumstantial evidence is sufficient. What I hear, though, is that most of them kick you in the kidney. While in the uterus, ’tis true.

Baby : I never asked to be born. Mommy : I never wanted to have you in the first place!. Daddy : Have a cigar!

…young Rudy…

Ah yes babies a miracle of life delivered from “You Ter Us” thank you, moms everywhere.

Hmmmmm smart kid!

Send him back and ask for a refund.

The phrase “which only a mother could love” comes to mind.

He passes the bra exam with every meal…

What, no circumcision jokes?

There were witnesses who saw you leaving the scene of the crime.

He said, she said

I’ll bet she has some witnesses who, at least, felt the effect of the kicks! ;o]

This is not going to go well

“There was NO kick pro quo!”

sounds like he knows a judge