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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 08, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz  4 months ago

    “Thank Me, it’s not on my Smiting hand.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago

    Mel Brooks leaps to mind.

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    NickyOldfieldDesciple  4 months ago

    At least our Lord Jesus Christ remembered it; “Love one another as I have Loved You”, John 13:34

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    mddshubby2005  4 months ago

    Not to worry – it just said ‘yada, yada, yada’.

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    Madzdad the bard  4 months ago

    “These 15….CRASH!….10, 10 commandments!”

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    Zev Bellringer Premium Member 4 months ago

    XI. Thou shalt not use crib notes.

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    dlkrueger33  4 months ago

    11.) NO WIRE HANGERS!

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    Zev Bellringer Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wouldn’t it have been chiseled into his palm? That had to hurt.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    There wasn’t anymore room on the tablets anyways….

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    flemmingo  4 months ago

    Actually there was 20 but I saw it in Mel Brooks movie where Moses dropped half of them.

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    JackButler1  4 months ago

    Actually, there were a thousand, but when cribbing the “Book of the Dead” for your “Pocket Books” nomad edition, you have to cut back a little.

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    pauline_gangof4  4 months ago

    “Thou shalt not use eradicable ink”

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    FassEddie  4 months ago

    “Thou shalt not return library books late. Especially those on the Best-seller list.”

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    DanFlak  4 months ago

    Moses came down with 10 of them. Then the priestly class of the Jews (the one-percenters) got in the act and invented about 1,000 more and there by created bureaucracy.

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    The TM Premium Member 4 months ago

    Number 11? “Thou shalt not allow a person with a smeared reputation to accept a presidency.” Well, Trump violated that commandment bigtime!

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    Jeff Astle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sky palm pilot.

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    bxclent Premium Member 4 months ago

    Be Kind

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    JudyAz  4 months ago

    He was getting tired of Moses’s constant pestering him, so when Moses came up the last time, He told Moses, “Take two of these tablets and call me in the morning!”

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    J Short Premium Member 4 months ago

    Thou shalt be no free lunch.

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    That wasn’t a commandment, it was the liability disclaimer. “Use at own risk!”

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    HarryLime Premium Member 4 months ago

    Thou shalt not Twitter.

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    Charlie Tuba  4 months ago

    It’s on Chuck Mangione’s Feels So Good album:

    https://youtu.be/E15cMywQNGY
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    zippykatz  4 months ago

    The nuns told us that the 11th commandment was “Mind your own business”.

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    thelost wizard  4 months ago

    Ah, for Chrisssakes.

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    Honorable mention in the banjo toss Premium Member 4 months ago

    And that’s why we have leaf-blowers today.

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    shunting  4 months ago

    #11: Thou shalt not write these commandments onto thy hand.

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Various versions of the bible mention other numbers of commandments, order them in some other way, sometimes merge two or split one, and generally prove that “the bible” is more of a concept than an actual thing.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago

    ……….and you’re too old to remember what you wrote. I know the feeling.

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    g.lutton  4 months ago

    I think it was the expiration date.

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