Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 20, 2019

“Will you sign my tablets?”

They’re all just waiting 1,000 years for the sequel.

“You working on a sequel?”

I would’ve shown up.

When is the movie coming out? Who will play you in the film?

Uh oh. Are we going to get 40 days of rain again?

You shouldn’t have uploaded it to the cloud for free.

" ‘Golden Calf’, huh? You’d better get down there and put an end to that!"

The base is busy following rump around the country….they think he’s the one who walks on water….

Nobody uses stone today, the modern way is papyrus.

Do like bonespurs and pay people to attend

The marketing department dropped the ball on this one.

There were a lot of tweets of “TL,DR.”

Most people found it to be a little too preachy.

Oh, no!! Was this the second coming and I missed it??

You think that It’s Not Nice to mess With Mother Nature. Well, It’s Really Not Wise To Mess With The " FATHER " Of Everything !

Shouldn’t he have taken his sandals off? He’s standing on hallowed ground.

I’ve always wondered why, if God is so omni(potent/scient/present/caring/etc), she doesn’t do something about war. And cancer. And forest fires. And yeah, I’ve heard about “the necessary exercise of free will” but seriously: Our free will affects earthquakes?? But aside from all that, I bet that burning bush (in cloud format) could have foreseen this outcome. I think he’s just venting.

who’s the author, since the guy in the clouds doesn’t exist?