That’s against the Geneva convention!
He was there just to pass the time away.
Pun o’ the week!
Is this how Zaphod Beeblebrox got started?
Wait! Here’s the Lost Chord!
Just chip away everything that’s not a box.
This is the narrative we guys have in our heads all the time.
Also a ballad from the ‘30s.
Unethical, maybe. Falls short of immoral.