I’ll be brief tonight because I’m a bit pressed for time as I usually am. I need to be asleep by 4:00AM EST so I can be up at the crack of noon. As opposed to our pal JasonSnakeLover who wakes at the Krakatoa, right Jason? Eromlig knows what I’m talking about. If I hadn’t said it, he would’ve. Haha!
The bon mot for tonight is a sports joke. Sorta.
We’re lucky Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida. If it had been invented at Florida State University, we’d all be drinking Seminole Fluid.
Silver. Out. Enjoy RBION every Day!
No wonder some people like to go bananas.
May the Lord be with you.
… but they don’t smell good as long.
I wonder what’s under the grocery store I work at. Dinosaur skeletons if I had to guess.
That tells us the Neptunian Indians have one helluva rain dance.
Has anyone ever tried to get water from a banana? It cannot be done.
Neptune has as Albuquerque
My grocery store has clear floor panels that reveal an ancient grocery store. Believe It or You Probably Shouldn’t Believe It.
Here’s an article about the grocery store: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dublin-grocery-store-shoppers-glimpse-viking-history-beneath-their-feet-180976150/
If babies are the same percentage of water as a banana, why do they make such horrible bread?
Unknown reasons? It’s probably them outer space aliens goofing around on Neptune.
Neptune is old and forgot why it was going there so it backtracked. That usually works to remind me why I go into into a room and forget why!
While a massive storm on Uranus could require surgery.
Eat more fiber and may the Goddess bless.
They’ll find that it didn’t change direction so much as a top layer of the storm separated revealing a lower layer blowing in the opposite direction.
Take care, may Australian woodwind oficionado Hanna Reedord be with you, and gesundheit.
human babies have the same ability to walk as a banana
human babies have the same ability to talk as a banana
human babies have the same ability to develop alternative theories on the space-time continuum as a banana
eccetera eccetera eccetera
I once changed direction for no apparent reason, and no one made a big deal about it.
Jason’s back, but he’s not one-upping or spoonerisiming…
When I was a baby, I was 2% more water than the average banana or human baby.
The Neptune fact was submitted by Wete Nastbury.
I own a grocery store with clear floor panels that allow you to see a home from 1068 AD, and part of a 17th century theater.
A lot of perverted archeologists like the view looking up.
With or without the peel, or with or without the diaper?
Astronomers think ours is the only planet with GPS directions?
The people in that home call it a glass ceiling.
Wait, there are people who track storms on Neptune? How do you get that job? (why does that planet look like Jupiter?)
Because… Astronomers have NEVER BEFORE BEEN PUZZLED!
In a Dublin grocery store you can get dinner and a show.
Is Al Roker there reporting it?
So, the Neptunians got a new President, too?
The storm on Neptune must have been a woman…
An 18th century theater and a 1070 A.D. home. I have to add this to my saved comic strips.
Carrots have more water, by percentage, than bananas. So do:
and pretty much just about every OTHER commonly eaten fruit and vegetable (I was singling out “harder” fruits and veggies.)
The primary difference is that I’ve never had a banana pee on me…
Comm mistuh tah-lly mahn, tah-lly me ba-nah-nuh
I never knew bananas had any or much water in them.