Ripley's Believe It or Not by John Graziano for January 21, 2021


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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    I’ll be brief tonight because I’m a bit pressed for time as I usually am. I need to be asleep by 4:00AM EST so I can be up at the crack of noon. As opposed to our pal JasonSnakeLover who wakes at the Krakatoa, right Jason? Eromlig knows what I’m talking about. If I hadn’t said it, he would’ve. Haha!

    The bon mot for tonight is a sports joke. Sorta.

    We’re lucky Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida. If it had been invented at Florida State University, we’d all be drinking Seminole Fluid.

    Silver. Out. Enjoy RBION every Day!

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    No wonder some people like to go bananas.

    May the Lord be with you.

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    Leroy Premium Member 3 months ago

    … but they don’t smell good as long.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    I wonder what’s under the grocery store I work at. Dinosaur skeletons if I had to guess.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    That tells us the Neptunian Indians have one helluva rain dance.

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    wjones  3 months ago

    Has anyone ever tried to get water from a banana? It cannot be done.

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    Neptune has as Albuquerque

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    Caldonia  3 months ago

    My grocery store has clear floor panels that reveal an ancient grocery store. Believe It or You Probably Shouldn’t Believe It.

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    Nicole™  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Here’s an article about the grocery store:

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    TwoHedWlf  3 months ago

    If babies are the same percentage of water as a banana, why do they make such horrible bread?

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Unknown reasons? It’s probably them outer space aliens goofing around on Neptune.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Neptune is old and forgot why it was going there so it backtracked. That usually works to remind me why I go into into a room and forget why!

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    FassEddie  3 months ago

    While a massive storm on Uranus could require surgery.

    Eat more fiber and may the Goddess bless.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 3 months ago

    They’ll find that it didn’t change direction so much as a top layer of the storm separated revealing a lower layer blowing in the opposite direction.

    Take care, may Australian woodwind oficionado Hanna Reedord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 3 months ago

    human babies have the same ability to walk as a banana

    human babies have the same ability to talk as a banana

    human babies have the same ability to develop alternative theories on the space-time continuum as a banana

    eccetera eccetera eccetera

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    Mr. JRB  3 months ago

    I once changed direction for no apparent reason, and no one made a big deal about it.

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    Ѕѳцтнтѳщи  3 months ago

    Jason’s back, but he’s not one-upping or spoonerisiming…

    When I was a baby, I was 2% more water than the average banana or human baby.

    The Neptune fact was submitted by Wete Nastbury.

    I own a grocery store with clear floor panels that allow you to see a home from 1068 AD, and part of a 17th century theater.

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    joeatwork212  3 months ago

    A lot of perverted archeologists like the view looking up.

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    With or without the peel, or with or without the diaper?

    Astronomers think ours is the only planet with GPS directions?

    The people in that home call it a glass ceiling.

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    dv1093  3 months ago

    Wait, there are people who track storms on Neptune? How do you get that job? (why does that planet look like Jupiter?)

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    ForrestOverin  3 months ago

    Because… Astronomers have NEVER BEFORE BEEN PUZZLED!

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    Captain Colorado  3 months ago

    In a Dublin grocery store you can get dinner and a show.

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    stamps  3 months ago

    Is Al Roker there reporting it?

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    So, the Neptunians got a new President, too?

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    BHALL77801  3 months ago

    The storm on Neptune must have been a woman…

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    HobbesTheTiger78  3 months ago

    An 18th century theater and a 1070 A.D. home. I have to add this to my saved comic strips.

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    prabbit237  3 months ago

    Carrots have more water, by percentage, than bananas. So do:






    and pretty much just about every OTHER commonly eaten fruit and vegetable (I was singling out “harder” fruits and veggies.)

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    Craig Westlake  3 months ago

    The primary difference is that I’ve never had a banana pee on me…

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 3 months ago

    Comm mistuh tah-lly mahn, tah-lly me ba-nah-nuh

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    pbr50138  3 months ago

    I never knew bananas had any or much water in them.

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