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Ripley's Believe It or Not by John Graziano for October 17, 2020

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    stevesilver48  6 months ago

    Anyone want to bet the servant got an item wrong? Servant: “That was a peach? Looked like a pear to me, Sir.”MichaelAngelo: “What are you? Blind? You dare question me? I’m MichelAngelo, damn it!”

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    wjones  6 months ago

    Earth has two moons now, One is to small to see from earth.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  6 months ago

    As an employee of a grocery store, I’d so like to see signor Buonarroti-Simoni’s shopping list.

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    i_am_the_jam  6 months ago

    Reminds me of the recurrent dreams I once had, where I would look up and I would see ALL the lunar phases at once, so basically there were about 30 moons in the sky. Sometimes the pattern would include loops, too.

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    pearlsbs  6 months ago

    That is one hypothesis of the Moon’s formation. When the planet Theia impacted the Earth the debris might have formed two moons that eventually combined to form the one Moon we have today.

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    therese_callahan2002  6 months ago

    I wonder if Pink Floyd knew about the dark side of that other moon.

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    therese_callahan2002  6 months ago

    For a while, South Of The Border, a large tourist attraction in South Carolina, had its own police and fire departments. It probably still does.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Michelangelo knew that a picture speaks a thousand words.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Oh yeah? So what happened to this other moon? The ancient aliens stole it?

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    Gent  6 months ago

    “Luke, I am your firefighter.”

    " Yeeeeeessssss! "

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    You're not what you think you are.  6 months ago

    Astronomy teacher asks, “Did anyone see the full moon last night?”

    This young lady answers, “I saw a big black moon last night. At least until the guy pulled up his pants!”

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    J Short Premium Member 6 months ago

    The servant could read. He was hawking off the drawings on the side.

    Servant: Hey Mike, can you sign this right here, so the grocer knows it’s from you.

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    jpayne4040  6 months ago

    The remaining moon got jealous and told that other one, “There can be only one!”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 6 months ago

    The other moon fell to Earth and is named Rosanne.

    Take care, may the Ford be with you, and gesundheit.

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    dmagoon202ii  6 months ago

    A private fire department is probably much less controversial than a private POLICE department.

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    quinones.felix  6 months ago

    So Michelangelo came up the idea of emojis first.

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    joefearsnothing  6 months ago

    Was the other moon a “Blue moon” with a Orange slice? ;o}

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Disneyland has its own fire department. Hospital as well.

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    sdjamieson Premium Member 6 months ago

    Had to let one go. Recession.

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    chain gang charlie  6 months ago

    One of the moons got wise and moved to a better neighborhood…

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    ncorgbl  6 months ago

    After Chuck Norris retired to Lucas’ ranch, they are just called ‘Firewalkers’.

    Michelangelo’s servant was adept with finances and sold the artist’s list for 24 florins.

    The Soviets claimed the other one.

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    Jogger2  6 months ago

    Please, GoComics, please give me the ability to block some users.

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    Jogger2  6 months ago

    There’s a Wikipedia article: Claimed moons of Earth

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    hsawlrae  6 months ago

    I have TWO moons.

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    SunRise2  6 months ago

    I have to sketch work assignments for liberal arts graduates who can’t read or write.

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    cartoonz4  6 months ago

    Why do we say “couldn’t read or write”? Have you known anyone who could do one but not the other?

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    stevesilver48  6 months ago

    Good point. I never thought of that.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 6 months ago

    Moon moon over Miami Miami. Shine On Harvest Moon Moon. Moonmoonlight Drive. Is there a cult of moonmoonies?

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    Gru’s ancestor took the other.

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    Craig Westlake  6 months ago

    And the firemen are armed with Lighthoses…

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    pbr50138  6 months ago

    The earth MAY HAVE had 2 moons? Then again, it MAY NOT have had 2 moons. Speculation is whatever you want it to be.

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