[2 rats talking] “Hey Rudy, I got a job offer. They’re going to put me in water until I drown, and then write down how long it takes.” [Rudy] “And no electric shocks? Sweet!”
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener ice cream! That is what I really wish to be! Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener ice cream… Everyone would be in love with me!
Not to be outdone by Dr Forssmann, the non-Nobel Prize-winning Dr Putzintuber invented the first urinary catheter and tested it on himself. His words upon making that discovery: “YEEEEOUCH!”
jasonsnakelover over 4 years ago
I’d love to try that little treat.
Ferner Worssmann That sounds like a procedure that at least caused a little pain.
So if you really have a rat problem, either get a bunch of ball pythons and turn them loose in your house or get a bunch of rat traps.
Take care and may God bless.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
where can one find Oscar’s odd snack?
Leroy over 4 years ago
[2 rats talking] “Hey Rudy, I got a job offer. They’re going to put me in water until I drown, and then write down how long it takes.” [Rudy] “And no electric shocks? Sweet!”
Gent over 4 years ago
Rats!
JanBic Premium Member over 4 years ago
Does Oscar Mayer have a ketchup version without the Dijon mustard gelato?
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
Ben And Jerry’s, eat your heart out!
bluegirl285 over 4 years ago
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener ice cream! That is what I really wish to be! Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener ice cream… Everyone would be in love with me!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
I don’t know which is grosser, the hot dog ice cream or the catheterization.
jvn over 4 years ago
The “Hot Dog Ice Cream Sandwich” sounds like the culinary equivalent of the movie :IT".
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Thus the reason why “Rat” has lasted so long on “Pearls Before Swine” ;-)
J Short over 4 years ago
72 hours and 1 minute: Ah, look, he’s going under.
fgerbil46 over 4 years ago
I’ve seen rats that would never fit being flushed down a toilet!
Great Wizard Nala over 4 years ago
Talk about believing in your work…!
The Pro from Dover over 4 years ago
Yuck.
Detroit Dan over 4 years ago
I actually had a rat come up through the toilet once; my girlfriend was NOT amused…
DoktorScheisskopf over 4 years ago
Not to be outdone by Dr Forssmann, the non-Nobel Prize-winning Dr Putzintuber invented the first urinary catheter and tested it on himself. His words upon making that discovery: “YEEEEOUCH!”
zippykatz over 4 years ago
Picturing the quacks watching a rat drown and taking notes. Disgusting.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
More unpleasant things I didn’t want to know.
bookworm0812 over 4 years ago
Those ice cream sandwiches have got to be for dogs. No human being I know would eat those.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
So now we know congressmen can survive being flushed…
David Peters over 4 years ago
That’s nothing, Jeremy Corbyn can tread water for over four years
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
do rats tread water by dog paddling…?