Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 09, 2019

I’d love to try that little treat.

Ferner Worssmann That sounds like a procedure that at least caused a little pain.

So if you really have a rat problem, either get a bunch of ball pythons and turn them loose in your house or get a bunch of rat traps.

Take care and may God bless.

where can one find Oscar’s odd snack?

[2 rats talking] “Hey Rudy, I got a job offer. They’re going to put me in water until I drown, and then write down how long it takes.” [Rudy] “And no electric shocks? Sweet!”

Rats!

Does Oscar Mayer have a ketchup version without the Dijon mustard gelato?

Ben And Jerry’s, eat your heart out!

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener ice cream! That is what I really wish to be! Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener ice cream… Everyone would be in love with me!

I don’t know which is grosser, the hot dog ice cream or the catheterization.

The “Hot Dog Ice Cream Sandwich” sounds like the culinary equivalent of the movie :IT".

Thus the reason why “Rat” has lasted so long on “Pearls Before Swine” ;-)

72 hours and 1 minute: Ah, look, he’s going under.

I’ve seen rats that would never fit being flushed down a toilet!

Talk about believing in your work…!

Yuck.

I actually had a rat come up through the toilet once; my girlfriend was NOT amused…

Not to be outdone by Dr Forssmann, the non-Nobel Prize-winning Dr Putzintuber invented the first urinary catheter and tested it on himself. His words upon making that discovery: “YEEEEOUCH!”

Picturing the quacks watching a rat drown and taking notes. Disgusting.

More unpleasant things I didn’t want to know.

Those ice cream sandwiches have got to be for dogs. No human being I know would eat those.

So now we know congressmen can survive being flushed…

That’s nothing, Jeremy Corbyn can tread water for over four years

do rats tread water by dog paddling…?