Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 06, 2023

Lub it or Leave it!

Now Ralph’s a pirate.

Avast there, Ralphie.

Lubbing is hard.

Everything fair in lub and oar eh.

What’s Lub gotta do, gotta do with it?

If you’re libbin on the land, you need to be lubbin it!

all you need is lub…

This doesn’t seem to make any sense. Isn’t a landlubber the opposite of a seaman or whatever is the gender neutral term?

Arrrrrrrr , he’d rather rub-a-dub it than lub it!

You oar funny, Mr. Whamond!

He’s making a sea change.

I think the last time he got thrown out of someplace he landed on a boat … oar (sic) something else happened. :)

Ha! Perfect Landing!

Ah! The horror! The horror my eyes see!

Oh captain, my captain, sea sickness is part of my detoxification plan.

If you do what you lub, you’ll never work a day in your life.

Quit what ? Staying on land ?