Pickles by Brian Crane for September 02, 2023

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    allen@home  9 months ago

    Mmm yeah Earl cinnamon rolls.

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    JenF  9 months ago

    I just made my husband buttery Wisconsin smash burgers. He is now asleep. That is all.

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    Really, you really just need 3 cinnamon rolls, right?

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    sirbadger  9 months ago

    It is hard to read with sticky fingers, so I can see just going with the cinnamon rolls.

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    and something to drink to wash those rolls down!

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 9 months ago

    Cinnamon rolls with butter, I just went through that craving. GLAD that’s gone!

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    Frankie5466  9 months ago

    I’m partial to a good cinnamon roll myself, there’s a local bakery that makes delicious giant ones (at least 6 inches across!) but you have to watch who’s serving that day, some of the workers (usually the teenagers!) will literally drown the roll in frosting! You might think there’s no such thing as too much frosting but they put the roll in 1 of those big square Styrofoam take-out boxes and add so much frosting you can’t even see the roll, it just looks like a giant container of frosting!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  9 months ago

    A successful man knows what is important in life. Earl is a successful man.

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    hariseldon59  9 months ago

    An occasional cinnamon roll sounds great, but I’ll stay away from a whole plate of them. Just lost a huge amount of weight for the half dozenth time and have no desire to look like that again.

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    My Father used to call them "cement buns "never figured out why!

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    GoPickled Premium Member 9 months ago

    Everything Earl asks of life is provided for by a Crane with a some welcome help from dear Opal…

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    LawrenceS  9 months ago

    And it’s important to finish that plate of hot cinnamon rolls before they become cold cinnamon rolls.

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    three things which become one…

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    jbordzol  9 months ago

    I’d keep the book AND the cinnamon rolls! I’m no dummy!

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    rodney  9 months ago

    Coffee and cinnamon rolls

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    oakie817  9 months ago

    Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.Jack Benny 1958 (saw him live when i was 12)

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Sounds reasonable

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    jhpeanut  9 months ago

    Or homemade cinnamon raisin bread (w/ or w/o nuts) with the white icing, toasted. Mmmm.

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    win.45mag  9 months ago

    Poor grandson and Roscoe, Opal and his daughter. If they heard him, it’s cryin’ time.

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    phileaux  9 months ago

    Now I want a cinnamon roll. . .

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    DavidWilliams1  9 months ago

    This is similar to the racist comments by Agriculture Secretary Earl Butz 40 years ago.

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    BB71  9 months ago

    As Jackie Gleason would say, “How sweet it is.”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 9 months ago

    That’s Earl’s good life..

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    Queen of America  9 months ago

    I’ll give up the slippers.

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    ANIMAL  9 months ago

    What…? – no DRINK..????

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    Moonkey Premium Member 9 months ago

    He could probably walk to a bakery and get some cinnamon rolls. He won’t.

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    bwswolf  9 months ago

    Almost, makes me want to go make some cinnamon rolls …………….. I did said “ALMOST” …….. :)

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    Katzi428  9 months ago

    Great…….NOW I’m hungry!!

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    Twas Brillig  9 months ago

    ’Just give me a book, a dog, a couch and a woman. Then, if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read, I might have a little fun." -Groucho Marx

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    jasonsnakelover  9 months ago

    One time I got by on four things.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 9 months ago

    Earl has his priorities all rolled up!!!

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    Roscoe will take care of destroying both.

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    Meranda  9 months ago

    And no fabric or yarn stores.

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    Angry Indeed  9 months ago

    Although Earl considers himself as a simple man, I’m sure Opal would add a litany of complex faults. At least she’s not there to take issue with you so enjoy your revery for the moment, Earl!

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    JenF  9 months ago

    For those curious for smash burgers! I use a mix of ground sirloin, chuck and t-bone. Mix and season with salt and pepper. Form 3-4oz balls and pop on hot oiled cast iron or griddle pan. Let cook one minute then flip and smash outward with a heavier metal spatula. Top with cheese and cook 2-3 mins more. The thin patties allow for the malliard reaction, or the super crispy crunchy caramelized like bits to occur super fast. Serve with whatever ya like of course! This had really been a lot of fun! Never would have thought a simple post would cause as many comments as it has! I hope y’all explore cooking if you haven’t yet or even up your repertoire if you do enjoy cooking! A new recipe to make your own is always exciting and at times challenging and maybe try to come up with a rendition using basic instructions and roll with it! I love cooking and hope to spread it to others! Real door opener to the world around you.

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    jfikse Premium Member 9 months ago

    A friend of mine said she needs just three things to be happy: coffee with real cream, talk radio, and the obituaries. Of course, that was back when the local newspaper ran obituaries, and people routinely subscribed to newspapers.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago

    And a hot beverage. It’s getting on to hot mulled cider time for me, so that will do nicely in the afternoon with a roll or two.

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    MarshaOstroff  9 months ago

    What Earl calls cinammon “rolls”, I’ve always called cinammon “buns”. Maybe it’s a Philly thing …

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