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Pickles by Brian Crane for May 07, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  9 months ago

    Hey.. that’s two sammiches for me!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  9 months ago

    Seriously, Earl? Now Opal has to go to the store and buy her own loaf of bread, head of lettuce, brick of cheese, and anything else with which to make a sandwich!

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  9 months ago

    Ewww Earl!

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    That which does not kill you makes you stronger.

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    sirbadger  9 months ago

    A good way to test your sphincter is to wait until you need to use the toilet before fixing the toilet.

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    stillfickled  9 months ago

    Do guys ever wash their hands??

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    dadoctah  9 months ago

    In the last panel we find Earl’s tribute to six-time presidential candidate Patrick Layton Paulsen (July 6, 1927-January 24, 1997).

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 months ago

    I had a doctor who liked to shake hands after the visit. One time I told him I had a cold; he said it was okay to shake his hand because he never gets a cold. I switched doctors shortly after that.

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    jpayne4040  9 months ago

    Here’s a thought: is this sort of thing happening in fast food places everywhere?

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    J Short Premium Member 9 months ago

    But she doesn’t worry about the cat walking on the kitchen counter.

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    EcurbYkspohs  9 months ago

    Opal the question is : When did you last “WASH” your hands !

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    At least he was kind enough to make you a sandwich…

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    ANIMAL  9 months ago

    Well PLAYED……. now ya get TWO sandwiches.

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    jslabotnik  9 months ago

    Your immune system needs practice. How is it supposed to get any practice if you’re always washing your hands after using (or fixing) the toilet? – based on a George Carlin routine

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    Barrington Womble  9 months ago

    Makes me not want to shake hands with any guy. I’ll just use the Vulcan salutation from now on.

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    HappyDog Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just say yes, Earl.

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    TerBer  9 months ago

    Once I had a guy remark, " Where I come from our mothers taught us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom." Too which I replied " Where I grew up our mothers taught us not to pee on our hands!"

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    Tentoes  9 months ago

    I worked in food service for several years. I wash my hands ALL the time. Did somebody say “OCD?”

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    assrdood  9 months ago

    Two rules for plumbers: Poop runs downhill and don’t bite your nails.

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    JudyHendrickson  9 months ago

    mine does!!

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    Spiney Norman Premium Member 9 months ago

    When repairing a toilet, you are usually working with the tank, that water is clean, as opposed to the water that has been contaminated down at the business end.

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    dsidney49  9 months ago

    Correction… Earl made TWO sandwiches for himself!!

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    winspector  9 months ago

    So many times I’ve been in a public restroom and seen men leave after doing a 2 without even running water over their hands, much less using soap. What were these guys taught at home as children? My gosh…..I use a paper towel to open the door to leave the restroom after seeing that. I always want to say something to them, but who knows? The guy might have a gun or knife on him and be very irritated that I said anything. Not worth the risk.

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    So wrong, so wrong.

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    Old Guy  9 months ago

    I was working on a computer for a lady at a country club years ago. She asked the kitchen staff to bring to glasses of water for us. The glass given to me had wedges of both lemon and lime, while hers had nothing. She asked for one of my wedges, so I took one out and put it her glass. She said “Eww” and asked if my hands were clean. I told her, “Yes, I just licked them off.” Her reaction was hilarious. I didn’t want to push it, so I didn’t add, “Did you want me to leave them dirty after using the rest room?”

    Yeah, my sense of humor can be pretty off the wall sometimes.

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    brykard  9 months ago

    If it doesn’t kill you it makes you stronger .

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Eeeeewwwwww

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    Dr_Fogg  9 months ago

    When did you last wash your hands? Recently. Said the dwarf. :-)

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Opal can be SO demanding !!!! lol

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    David Huie Green  9 months ago

    I love her but sometimes Opal is nitpicky.

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    Old Asdirt  9 months ago

    Yes, after I made the sandwiches.

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    basicallystupid15 Premium Member 9 months ago

    You just use a towel and if they look clean they must be clean, right?

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    Night-Gaunt49  9 months ago

    Ever look up the numbers for deaths related to dirty hands?

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    Night-Gaunt49  9 months ago

    I wash my hands often.

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    Concretionist  9 months ago

    He’s just yanking her chain… Every guy knows the three rules of plumbing:

    1: Sh*t runs down hill

    2: Payday’s Friday

    3: Wash your hands before you eat

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